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poor poor kids! *tearsniffle*

poor Nanner lost his limbs!!

*goes to work building Nanner a suitable replacement*

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Aw, don't tell me you believe that sacchrine nonsense!

*Steals a truth serum from the Government and administeres it to Ricarleite*

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how can you not?! it's the kids!!! poor kids. *sniff*

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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk. I bought the HR system that was made from sick dying orfans, and they needed the money because their home is being demolished to build a mall and they had no where to go, so they needed the 1.3 million dollars. And they were all alone since all the doctors and care takers who took care of them left because Patch Adams showed up with a better job offer... So I ran away, because I needed to go on check on them, and give them their medicine... and tell them stories in bed, and make their dinner, and burn the corpses of those kids who died while I was gone... so c'mon YOU say no to these children!

* Shows a picture of all the chilren, with teary eyes, written "Pweeeaseee Mistah Warbwer..." *


*slaps Ricarleite* I'm sorry but I do not believe your lies. You'd better tell the truth before things get "unpleasant"

*hooks up Ricarleite to an electric shock machine*
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You can torture me as much as I want, and still I won't say anything.

Okay you may stop now, that hurted.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
You can torture me as much as I want, and still I won't say anything.

Okay you may stop now, that hurted.


we'll see *shocks Ricarleite. His screams are heard throughout the forum*
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Sean, I am begining to think you need mental therapy.
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*sticks sean in a straightjacket per hidden email from warbler*

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Take him to a good shrink, Ricardo.
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I have not been on all weekend, but you better believe I would have had this little Ric issue sorted out with a lot less hassle than you guys. Geez. It looks like we need some YIYF coolness instead of all this wannabe action hero stuff.

*unhooks Ric from the shock machine*

Right Ric, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. I'm here to help, so let me, ok? What's the deal with this HR system, and why did you run?

War does not make one great.

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I told you, there are this sick dying orfans and *shock* aaaaayyeee! Okay, okay... I just had to buy an expensive HR system because it was the easiest thing to do, besides, you didn't give me a budget limit. And I ran away because I like doing dramatic exists at meetings, that's why! You should've seen when I escaped a business meeting with a remote-controlled giant robot spider made with parts of 1970s racing cars - which is the coolest thing possible to build.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Yeah that would be pretty cool to see. And it's true you were never given a budget limit, and also taking into consideration the fact that we are talking about non-existent imaginery money, this is what's gonna happen - WARBLER., INC.™©® will deduct £0.03 from your salary every week for the next 32501 years to pay for the HR system, unless it pays for itself before that time which, judging by your easily understandable and concise formula of X + 50000Y = Z, is very likely. I'm also going to propose to the boss that he gives you a $0.04 a week payrise, as a gesture of goodwill, but no promises. Just don't pull that sh*t again, or I'll unleash my pet monkey Arnie on you.

War does not make one great.

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sorry about the Nanner's blood on the sports car. some accidents just couldn't be avoided. I believe there is still a chunk of arm still in the chasis. might as well put it in lost and found. oh, and the scorching from the fire, too. yea... sorry about that. as a matter of fact, just throw away the whole vehicle. it's pretty much scrapped by now.

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*looks for sean*

where the hell did sean go? damn! i should have strapped him down as well as the straightjacket!

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*takes sean to doctor on call at Warbler inc, ricarleite.*

he's all yours. hope the shock therapy hasn't ruined your recollection of the hippocratic oath.

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I don't want to take the pills say sean *Throws brick through the door accidentally hitting Ricardo.*
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Originally posted by: ricardo
sorry about the Nanner's blood on the sports car. some accidents just couldn't be avoided. I believe there is still a chunk of arm still in the chasis. might as well put it in lost and found. oh, and the scorching from the fire, too. yea... sorry about that. as a matter of fact, just throw away the whole vehicle. it's pretty much scrapped by now.


Gee, thanks for your care in helping to repair me, I REALLY appreciate it

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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hey! I'm multitasking. hold on... plus this brick to the head really smarts!

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ok. we have:

Classic
http://modelingmadness.com/scotts/misc/scifi/robot1.jpg

Killer
http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/jasonx_setvisit_fire.jpg

Gadget
http://www.science.smith.edu/departments/Chem/People/gadget.jpg

Once the prosthetic is on, there is no turning back. pick one for the rest of your life. i'm partial to Classic and Killer.

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I was thinking more along the lines of.................. robot ninja?

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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sorry. ever since the brick in the head, robot ninjas come out looking like Gadget Model 3K3i. Plus I had to put Warbler., Inc's line of credit down on these designs, so these are the three cheapest. anything more would have to be paid in advance, out of the CEO's pocket, so pick now before he comes back in the room!!