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Sonic: Gotta Cut Fast

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This edit has been revived and completed as Sonic the Hedgehog DX:
https://forums.fanedit.org/threads/sonic-the-hedgehog-dx.27080/

This is a relatively light edit of “Sonic the Hedgehog” that trims some of the humor that didn’t land for me and replaces some of the pop music with music from the video game series where appropriate. I hope fans of the movie and game series enjoy this. If I get enough positive feedback I may tackle the second movie.

Full changelog:
-Cut opening “I bet you’re wondering how I got here?” framing device.
-Rescored opening narration on Sonic’s home planet with Green Hill Zone orchestral theme from the Sonic 30th anniversary symphony.
-Trimmed Rihanna joke and Wade’s reaction.
-Trimmed Wade’s incompetent antics after the power goes out.
-Cut “Azerbaijanistan” joke.
-Slightly trimmed “search history” joke and the officer’s reaction.
-Cut Sonic talking about “lightning shooting out of his butt”
-Cut joke about Wade “not having much (mind) to lose”
-Cut Olive Garden joke during Tom and Maddie’s phone conversation.
-Cut Rachel’s “D-I-V-O-R-C-E” quip.
-Cut Tom saying “You can talk!” when he spots Sonic outside the cage.
-Trimmed out Robotnik’s “jug band” antics.
-Cut interaction between Robotnik and Wade.
-Cut Sonic’s misinterpretation of the expression “kick the bucket”
-Rescored the first “Quicksilver” scene in the biker bar with “Mirage Saloon Zone” from Sonic Mania
-Cut Sonic’s quip about the next person entering the bathroom having “nothing to wipe with”.
-Cut the first half of the motel room scene (including the fart joke), entering the scene when Sonic and Tom begin discussing the mushroom planet.
-Cut Sonic calling Tom “the jerk lord”.
-Trimmed the scene of Sonic flossing. He still does, but it’s less emphasized.
-Trimmed Sonic’s “Fast & Furious” joke.
-Cut dated joke about Hillary Clinton’s emails.
-Rescored Robotnik’s villain dance with E.G.G.M.A.N. from Sonic Adventure 2.
-Trimmed out Rachel saying she has to go to the bathroom.
-Cut Rachel trying to convince Maddie to leave Tom while tied up with jump-rope.
-Cut Tom telling the receptionist he came all the way from Montana because “that’s how serious it is.”
-Significantly trimmed sequence of Sonic in the gym bag while Tom and Maddie are waiting for the elevator.
-Cut Sonic’s quip about “a jar of pickled farts”.
-Cut Robotnik’s line about clam chowder.
-Rescored and retimed the second “Quicksilver” sequence to Stardust Speedway Zone from Sonic Mania.
-Rescored Sonic and Robotnik’s chase through San Francisco with “Escape from the City (Cash Cash Remix)” from Sonic Generations.
-Removed callback to the framing device, since it was removed.
-Cut Robotnik’s inappropriately timed joke about “keeping the body fresh”.
-Trimmed Olive Garden gift card joke. Now it plays more as a joke about the inadequacy of the gift rather than an advertisement for Olive Garden.
-Trimmed out Sonic flossing (again).

New Intro: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1V-Z2cOfokb_Sdxc5Wom_cviuMjAUud4h/view?usp=sharing

City Escape: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1V11g3jScluC3Ijh8x7gkE-6drIajRdzG/view?usp=sharing

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Great idea! There are some pretty great covers of that music too. I believe Green Hill Zone has a jazz cover that might go well with your edit. You may be able to pull a good stereo mix of some of them.

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Both of the clips sound great to me, the city escape one really put a smile on my face!

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I thought maybe this would be a fan edit done with a tiny time budget. Something like, “I prepared the source but only did 30 minutes of NLE work before exporting.”

My stance on revising fan edits.

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someone should add crisis city to the film from sonic generations or sonic 06

Fate is best Anime/Visual Novel.

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Very clean edits. I’m trying out something similar but with both Sonic 1 and 2. At least practicing with the first movie before adding the second via the 4k HDR rip I do when I get the 4k blu-ray when it arrives.

From ccateni 😉

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that sounds like a cool idea, I’d watch for sure

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that sounds like a cool idea, I’d watch for sure