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That is not possible, I wasn't even in my car!

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
*Unfortuatnely, Ric's care hit's an immovable object named Tim during his escape, and he is forced to flee on foot*

tim?

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab


*attempts to chase Ric down*



I will join you *gets into in Warbmobil and chases after Ricarleite (without hitting Nanner)*.
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Ha ha! You will never catch me alive!

* Drops a smoke bomb behind him so he gets lose easily *
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Ricardo, you are hired. I want you and YIYF to find Ric and bring him back alive. I will deal with him personally.
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Originally posted by: Warbler
That is not possible, I wasn't even in my car!

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
*Unfortuatnely, Ric's care hit's an immovable object named Tim during his escape, and he is forced to flee on foot*

tim?

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab


*attempts to chase Ric down*



I will join you *get into in Warbmobil and chases after Ricarleite, without hitting Nanner*.



My name is Tim......that was the point of my last post..........oh, never mind

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split



My name is Tim......that was the point of my last post..........oh, never mind


I didn't know your name was Tim. But why hate me? Ric hit you, not me. Hate him.
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Well, sorry, but seeing as the car was hurtling toward me at full speed, I couldn't really tell who was in the driver's seat. I thought it was you. My mistake.

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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*wakes up from 8 hour nap in the restroom*

WTF?! Where did everyone go?! Why is there broken glass everywhere? And where the hell are the urinals?!?!!

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Ricardo! don't just stand there!! get after Ricarleite!!!
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*Walks slowly towards the way of ricarleite, ala Jason*

I'll catch up with him sometime. at least until YIYF comes with a european sports car of some sort...

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*crawls forward on broken legs* Damn you, Ricarleite! Come back here and take what's comin' to ya!! I'll bite yer legs off!!

*is run over again, this time by YIYF's sports car*

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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*hops in YIYF's sports car*

LET'S GO!!

*YIYF goes in reverse over Tim's arms*

oops... well, we got a runner! We'll worry about Tim later!!

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This bickering is pointless! Nanner, you must grin and bear it ore Ric wll get away!

*Charges very quickly using the Jewel of Chalta, slashing Ricarleite's back tires before being blasted away by an oil slick*

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I'm working on it, but I'm still getting used to my cyber-leg thingies!!


*tries to chase after Ric, but slips on oil slick and lands on Chaltab*


Damn these super-slick friction-free Robo-feet!! Quick, grab on Chaltab! We shall use my jetpack!

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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*As YIYF and I speed off to find ric, we see Chatlab and Nanner speed off on a jet pack. While looking we hit a speed bump. Speeding to a stop, careful of the oil slick left behind. We look behind and see the jet pack catching the oil on fire. A huge inferno advances towards the sports car. YIYF tries to turn over the ignition but the car has stalled.*

WTF?! Why all this nonsense??!!

*as the burning oil advances, we see Nanner's jet pack flicker and sputter.*

Why would someone forget to gas up a jet pack?!!

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* ricarleite is climbing the Empire State building, trying to get those planes and jets out of him *

Damn... why did the... puff.. puff... elevator.... had to be... puff... broken?! And why don't they... let me use... the stairs! This climb... is killing me!

* looks down *

You will never catch me! I learned all I know about building climbings from King Kong and Harold Lloyd films!
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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*After evacuating everyone inside with the help of a time displaced Starfleet... Chaltab destroys the building with a huge effing rocket launcher*

Beat that, Ric !

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*as the fire gets closer and the jetpack runs out of gas, i pull out a b.b. gun and aim at ric*

Hopefully this Tranq b.b. works!!

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So long, gentleman!

* Jumps out of the building. Pulls out an umbrella out of his jacket. The fabric falls out and the wiring for the umbrella turns out to be a portable helicopter *

Once again I have escaped! Hahahahaha!
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Penguin wannabe!!!!

*opens clarinet case and pulls out flame thrower. the flame catches the umbrella-copter and it explodes. YIYF's sports car finally turns over we gtf outta danger*

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*Darth Nanner begins flapping his arms, but to no avail. The jetpack fails, and begins to plummet. Luckily, Nanner and Chaltab each grab one of Ric's legs*

Victory shall soon be mine........ours, yes, meant ours

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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*Warbler shows up on the scene in the Warb-copter™ He throws both Nanner and Chaltab parachutes and grabs Ricarleite and throws him into the back seat of the Warb-copter™. Warbler them presses a button and metal restraints pop out of the back seat and Ricarleite becomes strapped down to the back seat. Warbler them flies the Warb-copter back to WarbHQ , and had Ricarleite prepared for questioning. *

Now Ricarleite, I want to know what you've been doing with company funds and why you tried to run away!!!
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Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk. I bought the HR system that was made from sick dying orfans, and they needed the money because their home is being demolished to build a mall and they had no where to go, so they needed the 1.3 million dollars. And they were all alone since all the doctors and care takers who took care of them left because Patch Adams showed up with a better job offer... So I ran away, because I needed to go on check on them, and give them their medicine... and tell them stories in bed, and make their dinner, and burn the corpses of those kids who died while I was gone... so c'mon YOU say no to these children!

* Shows a picture of all the chilren, with teary eyes, written "Pweeeaseee Mistah Warbwer..." *
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering