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Citizen Chewbacca!

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Wow, that's pretty interesting. Now maybe we'll be able to bump into him on the street sometime... only to have our arms pulled out of our sockets.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Wow, that's pretty interesting. Now maybe we'll be able to bump into him on the street sometime... only to have our arms pulled out of our sockets.


That only if they lose
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Beat me to the headline, SilverWook.

Well, they say everything's bigger in Texas. This is more evidence of that claim.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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As if Texas didn't have enough to lure tourists. Now they can claim in all their travel guides:

TEXAS: HOME OF THE WOOKIEE!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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We'd better get a Rosebud sled ready for Citizen Chewbacca.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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First he finally gets his reward, now this. What's next for the walking carpet?

(BTW, I'm reminded by a thread at TF.n that argued Leia was racist for making that comment. Sad, really.)

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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As if Texas didn't have enough to lure tourists. Now they can claim in all their travel guides:

TEXAS: HOME OF THE WOOKIEE!!!


YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

I WAS TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT TIME THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE THE CEREMONY TODAY, BUT I WAS UNABLE TO FIND OUT. I HAD PLANNED ON GOING TO IT TO VIDEO TAPE IT FOR ALL OF US. I'M SURE THAT IT WILL BE ON THE LOCAL NEWS HERE IN BIG D (THAT'S DALLAS).

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