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Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
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General Star Wars Caption This
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16-Oct-2005, 1:15 AM
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Vader: "I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this f[BLEEP]ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f[BLEEP]ing face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the [BLEEP] I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little [BLEEP], none of you little [BLEEP] out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little [BLEEP]. Then I rub my nose with it."

ANTILLES: "Wouldn't that require you to take off the ma-" [Vader grabs Antilles by the throat]

Or...

VADER: "In the Imperial prison, you'll be the pie."

Or...

VADER: "Don't you ever say an unkind word about the Time! Me and the whities here live our f**king lives by Moris Day and Jerome. I'm a SMOOTH PIMP who LOVES tha' p***y, and tubby here's my black man-servant! What!"
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