Well, the thing is, since you guys spoken against my ideas of using child labor or foreign slave labor, I had to buy an expensive HR system, which can cost up to a couple of million bucks to buy and implement. Now, lets say that the cost of maintaining an HR department without this system is equal to X, and let's say that each new employee would generate a cost of Y, and let's asume that the cost of the HR system I bought is Z. You'll find out that X + 50000Y = Z. Therefore, for it to be profitable, we need 50 thousand employees. Now, as your IT manager, I would strongly recomend hiring more employees fast.

Of course, this is a mere simplification, the whole mathematical expression that expresses an HR maintance cost per employee is not a linear one, but exponential one, but I think it stands for the example I was trying to show. Now, any questions? No? Good. So uh... fifteen minutes for a coffee break everyone? And uh... I'll meet you guys here in 15, right? Now if you excuse me, I'm off to the restroom, I have a phone call to make.

* Runs into the ladies restroom. Sound of crashing window. Sound of car speeding away. *