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Mangler Brothers Cartoon Series Episode One: The Menacing Phantoms

The pilot episode starts out with the Mangler Brothers, PSYCHO DAYV,, a DarthVader-esque humanoid in with a black battle suit and cape, save for his head, which is like a Vader Mask with the face cut out and replaced by a human face shrouded in a red glow, and MOTTI SoL, a bearded man in metal armor with a huge sword, and a slavick accent. The brothers are in pursuit of someone they've been hired to waste. They follow him to an apartment, where he's caught and revealed to be a lackey, being used as a decoy, of their target Jimbo Jones. The Manglers procede with a viloent interrogation, trying to ascertain the location of their target. During the interrogation a black ooze along with chunks of bone and two creepy dis-embodied eyes rushout from under a bed in the apartment. This biowaste morphs together to from a humanoid figure, which is then introduced as the BOOGEYMAN.

The Boogeyman grabs the decoy and splits into millions of tiny pieces and rushes back under the bed. Sensing that their only chance of finding their quarry is being dragged away, Motti and Dayv grab the tail end of the Boogeyman's retreating flesh trail and are pulled under the bed with it. They find themselves in a a huge junkyard, except along with junk there are skeletons lying everywhere. Then Dayv see's the Boogeyman with the decoy, and the Manglers go to confont him. Then, the Boogeyman snaps int's fingers and suddenly new monsters, parodies of horor movie villains arrive:

FREDRICK KROGER, a very ugly being with very long blade-like fingernails

AMARAS, a creepy dead girl with the power of killing at you by looking into your eyes. Her clothes and hair are wet.

JACEN, a big muscular dude with a hockey mask. He his loaded with a lot of high-tech weaponry

SHRIEK, a masked monster resembling a shocked Grim reaper. It wields two combat knives the size of Texas.*

Along with the new monsters, a group of Zombies also appears, coming up from the ground and wedging the Manglers between the exit and the monsters. Dayv breaks right, using his guns to fight Jacen and Shriek, while Motti breaks left, contending with AMARAS and KROGER. Dayv and Jacen circle each-other, pistols blazing. Both keep activating more and more of their arsenal, as Dayv's pistols transform into shot guns and Jacen's arms explode to reveal chainguns. After a while, Shriek is torn to shreds by a bunch of bullets from Jacen's arms as Dayb dodges them. Dayv then drops a flash grenade at Jacen's feet, and while he's blinded, Dayv leaps over him, puts his shot guns to the back of Jacen's head, and pulls the triggers.

Meanwhile, Motti and Kroger are fighting each other in a melee. Kroger's fingers are surprisingly sturdy against Motti's sword. Amaras on the other hand, his very hard for Motti to hit, because she can move fifteen feet in a single frame. Eventually Motti breaks his sword down into two smaller swords just as Amaras and Kroger double-team him. This catches Amaras off guard and she gets cut in half by Motti's blade. After a gore battle including a charge throght the army of zombies, Motti manages to maim both of Krogers hands, and then puts his swords back together for a final blow, splitting Kroger down the middle. And using his Fusion-Flame Gauntlet to burn the corpse.

Then the two turn their attention to the Boogeyman. He kills the decoy, to the annoyance of the Manglers, and then starts absorbing the Zombies, growing into a giant. They eyes grow too, and replant themselves in the Boogeyman's forehead. The Manglers contend with giant, but it is in vain, because every time they score a decent hit, it pulls itslef back together or absorbs more zombies to heal. Eventually, Motti and Dayv realize that it is the eyes that control the flesh, so they devise a plan. The run up the beast's arms and Dayv sticks is shotguns to the Boogeyman's left temple and Motti uses his gauntlet on his right. The head dutifully explodes, followed by a brief struggle between they eyes of the Boogeyman and and the Manglers.

Dayv's gun transforms into a five barrel laser-cannon that traps the eye from moving and sends a beam down its pupil. They eye explodes. Motti uses a jetpack that seems to come from the armor on his back to fly towards it. The eye uses the ocular nerve as a whip, blocking Motti's swords. Motti stuns the organ with a Fusion Flame, and then cuts it to pieces. It also explodes.

The brothers land, and the junkyard fades back to the bedroom. Then the Manglers leap out the window to try and find a new target.. or a new lead on where Jimbo is.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Bossk, you mean in 1991, not 2001... right.


Whoops. Mistyped. Yep, I meant 1991.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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I had to read it twice--the first time I was like... 'He aged that little in ten years? that math can't be right'

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to the front.
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great story chaltab, but as the mangler bros primary antagonist i plan to be included in series at some point.


jking but great story keep it coming
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I'm surprised I've not yet been made a target myself after that.

If I can think of anthing else, I'll keep it coming. I just came up with that in bed one night while thinking about how much I hate most horror movies.

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You should also write about when the Mangler Bros found and hired allies. Such as Gundark, Bossk, RRS, Sean, and yours trully
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Since I have nothing else to do but math homework:

Mangler Brothers Cartoon Episode Two: The Mangler's Strike Back

The episode opens with the hitmen Motti and Dayv on a light (but heavily armed) transport bound for the distant planet Enooitat. They sit in the back and talk about... business, while their pilot, a tuxedo-clad android named WARBLER, flies the ship. After the themesong, the Manglers arrive at Enooitat and land their ship in an abandoned district of Som Pesa. As the three assassins disembark, they discuss their target, still the elusive Jimbo Jones. He was reported to have been seen in a public forum insulting people at random and generally inflaming tempers. With such a reputation, he would be easy to hunt.

Dayv and Motti dress down in civilian clothes, but leave their battle gear a button-press away on their belts. Eventually, they find a cantina that plays ancient movie tunes. As they enter, we hear Lapti Nek in the background, and see a more aunthentic version of the decoy from the previous episode. The Manglers confront him. Jimbo turns to reveal his hideous yellow skin and enourmous, swollen right eye. He is terrifed of the Manglers, and they drag him out of the cantina and head to the lush plains of Enooitat's Nedu Sea to dispose of the soon-to-be corpse. Unfortunately, an explosion rocks the square as the Manglers leave the city, and Jimbo is able to escape. The Mangler's pursue him, now tapping their belt equippers to replace their civie clothes with their Mangler-Gear.

Eventually, (that is, after the second comerical break,) the Manglers confont Jimbo and some lackeys. After a brief but violent struggle, the Manglers and Jimbo are left alone. Motti uses his gauntlet to knock Jimbo down, but as Dayv charges for the kill, he runs into a forcefield. Jimbo reaches for the 'watch' on his wrist, and turns the gauge that reads "CIVILITY" down. Then Jones explodes into an enourmous brute and starts hurling cusses and punches at the Manglers. Dayv and Motti counter with bullets and Motti's big sword, and eventually, the Jimbo is lying helpless, near death. Dayv's gun transforms into a high-powered sniper pistol and is pointed and Jimbo's head.

Dayv fires the round, but a blue flash deflects the round, and we get an awesome establishing shot of...

DARTH CHALTAB, the vigilante Pseudo-Sith with a blue light-katana ( ) and leader of the Rogue Novas.

Chaltab argues with the Manglers briefly and instructs them not to kill Jimbo, and that he might get the point after just being maimed. They tell him that they are only working for the "Emperor" who goes unnamed, and that it is just a job. After this, they fight, but Chaltab cannot hold his own against both Manglers. Despite his Force-esque powers, the Manglers have too much skill to be easily defeated, and Chaltab retreats, only to be confronted by the android Warbler. Not wanting to risk further injury to his body or ego, Chaltab uses an EMP to disable Warbler long enough to escape.

The Manglers, satisfied that Chaltab is gone, turn back to find Jimbo also gone. But his CIVILITY watch is lying where he had been, completely depleted of civility juice. The Manglers curse Chaltab, but he can't here them because he is back in space.

END CREDITS

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That wouldn't be this Jimbo Jones that you are speaking of, now would it?

http://www.capefeare.com/jimbosign.gif http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/others/jimbojones.gif
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That looks like a guy from the Simpsons, with his yellow-orange skin and all.

I was, of course, reffering to our boards formerly resident Jimbo, banished by Jay and slain by Sessler.

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I am not a chauffeur!!!
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You could have killed Chaltab if you hadn't been vulnerable to EMPs. I'll work on giving you an assigment if Dayv doesn't ban me from doing these summaries first.

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what does "EMPs" mean?
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You shocked me!?!
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More or less; more like he fried some of your circuitry.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
That looks like a guy from the Simpsons, with his yellow-orange skin and all.

I was, of course, reffering to our boards formerly resident Jimbo, banished by Jay and slain by Sessler.


lol thats his name. jimbo
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sry warbler it means that you as you know yourself are dead. all of the wires and ciruitry in your body exploded.
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Mangler Brothers Cartoon Episode Three: A New Thread

The Manglers are seen in their ship, on autopilot, in pursuit of Chaltab. They want revenge for letting Jimbo get away, and there are a lot of evil geniueses who will pay a lot of money for Chaltab's death or capture. Meanwhile, they open up Warbler and remove his lead-encased personality core from his back, and start repairing his curcuitry and installing some new weapons. Then they get a transmission from their accountant..

BOSSK, a lizzard-esque being,

Saying that that the 'Emperor' has called to insult them about their failure with Jimbo and to give them a new assignment. They are to find and kill Torgnox Guile, the Prime Minister of Alabama. The Manglers have Bossk confirm that they accepted the assignment, as Jones could be anywhere in the galaxy by now, and they change course.

After the themesong and commerical, the Manglers arrive at Alabama and set down outside of the farming community of Sweet Home. This is where Guile was last seen. The Manglers begin some more detictive work, including another viloent interrogation of the shady convenience store clerk that reported seeing Guile. They learn that Guile is actually supposed to be in a private estate nine kilometers southwest of Sweet Home. They 'borrow' the clerks car and find the estate, but it is heavily guarded. The Manglers fight the guard towers and gun and/or cut down the guards, and then procede to the mansion. In the basement, they find an acess shaft that leads to an enourmous research faciltiy buried deep under ground. The Manglers also find Guile there.

Guile explains that he is trying to build a time machine and reveals his plot to destroy all his enemies in the past so they won't bother him in the present. He leaps into a vortex, and returns a few seconds later with a suntan, and a change of clothes. Motti and Dayv gasp and begin to slowly fade out. Warbler decides to do something and beats the crap out of Guile. Then the other scientists conjur up giant robots to pilot from their wristwatches, and Warbler has to fight them off. He can't seem to get past their shoulder cannon that fires sonic waves. These stop the android in his tracks.

Dayv and Motti fade out comepletely, and Warbler's new weapons dissapear, so he starts to lose the fight against the robot's. He jumps into the time Portal, and Motti and Dayv fade back in, while Guile fades out. Then Warbler reemerges from the time Portal. The three then start destroying the giant robots and wrecking the lab. Unfortunately, when they get back to their ship, they're contacted by Bossk who wonders why they are on Alabama. They tell them about Guile, but Bossk doesn't know who that is.

Everybody glances at Warbler, who explains he shot Guile in the past before he got into politics. The Manglers are miffed that they won't be getting their money, but then the Emperor contacts them and tells them for the 'first' time of Jimbo Jones and the bounty on his head. And in this new reality the reward is double what it was before... So the Manglers leave Sweet Home and pursue their 'old' new target.

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Hey DC! When do I finally appear in the cartoon series?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
That looks like a guy from the Simpsons, with his yellow-orange skin and all.


Um, yeah, it is. He's one of the bullies always picking on Bart and his name actually is "Jimbo Jones."

I know who you're referring to. I was cracking wise.

And, wow, I've never been to Alabama.
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Hey DC! When do I finally appear in the cartoon series?


yes and don't forget RRS and Sean.

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Eventually! I don't have 24-7 acsess to a computer, you know.

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VERY ENTERTAINING, CHALTAB.



I ONLY HAVE A FEW THINGS TO SAY ABOUT IT THAT I DIDN'T LIKE. FIRST, THOUGH I'M A GREAT SHOT, I DON'T USE FIRE ARMS. I REALLY WAS A MARTIAL ARTIST. I SPENT TEN YEARS IN NINJUSTSU AND STUDIED JUDO IN POLICE ACADEMY. MY WEAPON OF CHOICE IN THE FORUMS IS A RAZOR KNIFE THAT I USE TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DEAD HUMAN PUZZLES (TM). SECONDLY, MOTTI USES TWO DESERT EAGLE PISTOLS THAT HE NICKNAMED THE ELBOW BLOWER AND THE KNEE CUTTER. IF YOU COULD WORK THIS INTO THE FORTH COMING EPISODES THAT WOUULD BE GREAT. SINCE THERE IS A "NEW" REALITY IN THE CARTOON IT WOULD BE THE PERFECT TIME TO DE-TECH THE GUYS.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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