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Post #147735

Author
Darth Enzo
Parent topic
The Simpsons
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Date created
13-Oct-2005, 11:27 PM
Sea Captain: "Aarrr. 'Tis not a man, 'tis a remorseless eatin' machine!"

Burns: "Smithers, hand me that ice cream scoop."
Smithers: "Um, ice cream scoop, sir?"
Burns: "Dammit, Smithers! This isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery. Now hand me that ice cream scoop!"

Homer: "Mmm, doughnut (or beer, or pressed peanut sweepings, or any momentary object of desire)."

Quimby (to Leonard Nimoy): "May the force be with you."