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Post #147585

Author
oojason
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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Date created
13-Oct-2005, 7:59 AM
A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost £300, she
exclaimed: "I don't have any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to get a
message to my mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next
room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

"Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now
get on your knees."

She did.

"Now take down my zipper."

She did.

"Now go ahead ... take it out....." He said. She reached
in and grabbed it with both hands ....

Then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered ...

"Well ... go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it
close to her lips, ....

..tentatively said ....



"Hello. Mum, can you hear me?"