INT. CLOUD CITY - DINING ROOM

THE MIGHTY DOORS TO THE DINING room slide open and the group enters the dining room. At the far end of a huge banquet table sits Darth Vader. Standing at his side and slightly behind him is Boba Fett, the bounty hunter. Faster than the wink of an eye, Han draws his blaster and pops off a couple of shots directly at Vader. The Dark Lord quickly raises his hand, deflecting the bolts into one of the side walls, where they explode harmlessly. Just as quickly, Han’s weapon zips into Vader’s hand. The evil presence calmly places the gun on the table in front of him.

VADER: We would be honoured… if you would join us.

Han gives Lando a mean look.

LANDO: I had no choice. They arrived right before you did. I’m sorry.

HAN: Why you dirty, stinking…

He picks up a thick custard pie from among a large selection of pies on the table and smashes it into Lando’s face. Lando hurls a coconut cream pie at Han, who ducks. It splatters into Leia’s face. Not realizing why she has been hit, Leia flings a chocolate cream pie at Boba Fett. It misses and plops into Vader’s face.

And, as is the case with the great-pie throwing scenes, misunderstanding piles upon misunderstanding, until everyone in the room is hectically engaged in splattering pies into each other’s face.