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War does not make one great.
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Originally posted by: Warbler
I don't think WARBLER., INC.™©® has any use for an animator, but perhaps your Eniglish accent could with jobs we have to do in England.
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I have a Batchelors in Animation and an English accent. Any use?
I have a Batchelors in Animation and an English accent. Any use?
I don't think WARBLER., INC.™©® has any use for an animator, but perhaps your Eniglish accent could with jobs we have to do in England.
I have found it also helps in America. Especially with the ladies.
So am I in?
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I have found it also helps in America. Especially with the ladies.
So am I in?
I have found it also helps in America. Especially with the ladies.
So am I in?
Mental note: practice to improve my fake british accent.
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Chaltab: Stereotypical, but not a bad approximation of an old English gent. This breed is rare nowadays, but can still be found among politicians and rich folk. The true test of an accent is weather or not the user would blend in to the desired country. In Chaltab's case, I suspect not, but 3 out of 5. Good effort.
Ric: Minus points for using bloody twice in the same sentence, which is just lazy (saying bloody may help your English accent skills, but saying it repeatedly makes you sound like someone who is trying to sound English but clearly isn't). Whereas Chalts went for the posh upper crust fox hunting English, Ric has gone for the salt of the Earth football fan (or hooligan) London Accent. I suspect Ric has seen Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels or Snatch once too often or is basing his English Accent on Michael Caine. Although it's not a word I personally use, starting the sentence with Blimey was a nice touch, so Ric also gets 3 out of 5.
Incidently, my accent closer to Ric's attempt than Chalts. I suppose to an American or in Ric's case a Brazilian, the closest example I can think of is a slightly more articulate version of the the guys from Spinal Tap!
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I have found it also helps in America. Especially with the ladies.
So am I in?
I have found it also helps in America. Especially with the ladies.
So am I in?
Well, do you have any combat or stealth skills?
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Originally posted by: Warbler
Well, do you have any combat or stealth skills? I grew up in a very rough part of London, so I have street survival skills.
I wish I had the BBC.
Don't you guys get BBC America? I remember watching it when I was out there. It isn't as good as the real thing because they only show a selection of programmes, but it had a lot of the most popular stuff.Well, do you have any combat or stealth skills? I grew up in a very rough part of London, so I have street survival skills.
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
We don't get BBC here.
Originally posted by: sean wookieWe don't get BBC here.
I wish I had the BBC.
War does not make one great.
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Originally posted by: Warbler
yes, but you what happens to thoughs who assume things, don't you?
Shimmy!! You are back!!!
Here you go, Warbler. This one is a freebie...
Yes, but you know what happens to those who assume things, don't you?
yes, but you what happens to thoughs who assume things, don't you?
Shimmy!! You are back!!!
Here you go, Warbler. This one is a freebie...
Yes, but you know what happens to those who assume things, don't you?
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I don't get it.
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: Warbler
Well, do you have any combat or stealth skills? I grew up in a very rough part of London, so I have street survival skills.
hmmmmmmmmmmm. perhaps a test of your skills are in order. Here 's what I want you to do. I want you to infultrate Mangler Bro HQ and put this Philadelphia Eagles poster *hands YIYF an Eagles poster* up on the wall in Dayvs office. If you can do this and come out alive, you're hired.
Shimmy!! You are back!!!
Here you go, Warbler. This one is a freebie...
Yes, but you know what happens to those who assume things, don't you?
Well, do you have any combat or stealth skills? I grew up in a very rough part of London, so I have street survival skills.
hmmmmmmmmmmm. perhaps a test of your skills are in order. Here 's what I want you to do. I want you to infultrate Mangler Bro HQ and put this Philadelphia Eagles poster *hands YIYF an Eagles poster* up on the wall in Dayvs office. If you can do this and come out alive, you're hired.
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
DO YOUR RECRUITING IN YOUR OWN THREAD, WARBLER.
I'll recuit when and where I like.
If you do not like this, talk to the Warbsp™
Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: Warbler
yes, but you what happens to thoughs who assume things, don't you?
DO YOUR RECRUITING IN YOUR OWN THREAD, WARBLER.
I'll recuit when and where I like.
If you do not like this, talk to the Warbsp™ Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: Warbler
yes, but you what happens to thoughs who assume things, don't you?
Shimmy!! You are back!!!
Here you go, Warbler. This one is a freebie...
Yes, but you know what happens to those who assume things, don't you?
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Removing his combat suit to reveal a pristine tuxedo underneath, YIYF slips unnoticed through dim halls, unarmed except for his wits and his fists, which when coupled with the urban survival skills honed on the mean steets of London, are deadlier than any gun.
He spots a gormless Mangler employee picking some fluff from his belly button and he walks up to an opening where he sees Mangler soldiers eating. This is clearly not the way to Dayv’s office. As he turns away...a dark shadow rises behind him. “Can I help you?” comes a voice. YIYF turns to see a beautiful blonde girl, hired by the Manglers as a receptionist/assassin. She looks YIYF up and down and YIYF seizes his opportunity. With little more than a whisper, he says, in an irresistible British accent ‘Yes my dear, I was trying to find Dayv’s office’
Unable to fight the instant attraction she feels for YIYF, the girl leads him directly to Dayv’s office, unlocks the door, lets him in and says ‘Make yourself comfortable. Dayv will be along shortly’. ‘Thank you’ says YIYF. This second dose of YIYF’s voice is too much for the girl, who throws herself at our hero, kissing him all over his neck and face as she straddles him.
15 minutes later, the girl emerges from the office, buttoning up her blouse, her hair ruffled.
In the office, YIYF straightens his bowtie and affixes Warbler’s Eagles poster to Dayv’s wall, as per Warbler’s instructions. He then sits back in Dayv’s chair, removes a silver cigarette holder from his tuxedo pocket, and lights up, waiting for Dayv to arrive.
A few minutes later, a furious Dayv marches into the office. He sees YIYF sitting in his chair. ‘HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX IN MY OFFICE WITH MY EMPLOYEE!’ he then looks shyly at the floor and mumbles ‘I HAD A CRUSH ON HER. NOW I WILL NEVER HAVE HER’. YIYF feels no remorse. ‘Dayv’ he says, ‘I didn’t have sex with her. I made love to her’. With that, YIYF points to the Eagles poster on the wall. ‘The girl was for England, but that is for WARBLER., INC.™©®’. Dayv looks at the poster and lets out an ear piercing, Vader style ‘NOOOOOOOOOOO!!’, but YIYF is not around to hear it – his mission complete, he has leapt from the office window. Running to the open window, Dayv looks outside to see Yoda free falling through the air, seemingly to his death ‘THE DAMN FOOL JUMPED’ thinks Dayv. But no - suddenly a Union Jack parachute opens and YIYF floats safely to earth, waving at Dayv all the way down.
(A week later YIYF sends Dayv a note which reads ‘No offense Dayv, nothing personal – just following orders’)
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Um..
I don't get it.
His spelling and grammar in that statement were just as bad as anything that Shimmy types on a normal basis. I had to give him a hard time about it.
Originally posted by: Warbler
wise***.
Um..
I don't get it.
His spelling and grammar in that statement were just as bad as anything that Shimmy types on a normal basis. I had to give him a hard time about it.
Originally posted by: Warbler
wise***.
Better than being a dumb***.
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I didn't even see Warblers original comment, but now that I get it it....
*inhales deeply* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Warbler, never make fun of Shimraneese again, K?
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
The scene is a bathroom inside the Mangler building. A Mangler employee is settling down on one of the cans with a newspaper when he hears a noise and pulls the paper back to reveal.... YIYF, dressed in black combat gear, Hanging upside down from a vent. He flashes a grin then punches out the Mangler goon and slips down.
Removing his combat suit to reveal a pristine tuxedo underneath, YIYF slips unnoticed through dim halls, unarmed except for his wits and his fists, which when coupled with the urban survival skills honed on the mean steets of London, are deadlier than any gun.
He spots a gormless Mangler employee picking some fluff from his belly button and he walks up to an opening where he sees Mangler soldiers eating. This is clearly not the way to Dayv’s office. As he turns away...a dark shadow rises behind him. “Can I help you?” comes a voice. YIYF turns to see a beautiful blonde girl, hired by the Manglers as a receptionist/assassin. She looks YIYF up and down and YIYF seizes his opportunity. With little more than a whisper, he says, in an irresistible British accent ‘Yes my dear, I was trying to find Dayv’s office’
Unable to fight the instant attraction she feels for YIYF, the girl leads him directly to Dayv’s office, unlocks the door, lets him in and says ‘Make yourself comfortable. Dayv will be along shortly’. ‘Thank you’ says YIYF. This second dose of YIYF’s voice is too much for the girl, who throws herself at our hero, kissing him all over his neck and face as she straddles him.
15 minutes later, the girl emerges from the office, buttoning up her blouse, her hair ruffled.
In the office, YIYF straightens his bowtie and affixes Warbler’s Eagles poster to Dayv’s wall, as per Warbler’s instructions. He then sits back in Dayv’s chair, removes a silver cigarette holder from his tuxedo pocket, and lights up, waiting for Dayv to arrive.
A few minutes later, a furious Dayv marches into the office. He sees YIYF sitting in his chair. ‘HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX IN MY OFFICE WITH MY EMPLOYEE!’ he then looks shyly at the floor and mumbles ‘I HAD A CRUSH ON HER. NOW I WILL NEVER HAVE HER’. YIYF feels no remorse. ‘Dayv’ he says, ‘I didn’t have sex with her. I made love to her’. With that, YIYF points to the Eagles poster on the wall. ‘The girl was for England, but that is for WARBLER., INC.™©®’. Dayv looks at the poster and lets out an ear piercing, Vader style ‘NOOOOOOOOOOO!!’, but YIYF is not around to hear it – his mission complete, he has leapt from the office window. Running to the open window, Dayv looks outside to see Yoda free falling through the air, seemingly to his death ‘THE DAMN FOOL JUMPED’ thinks Dayv. But no - suddenly a Union Jack parachute opens and YIYF floats safely to earth, waving at Dayv all the way down.
(A week later YIYF sends Dayv a note which reads ‘No offense Dayv, nothing personal – just following orders’)
The scene is a bathroom inside the Mangler building. A Mangler employee is settling down on one of the cans with a newspaper when he hears a noise and pulls the paper back to reveal.... YIYF, dressed in black combat gear, Hanging upside down from a vent. He flashes a grin then punches out the Mangler goon and slips down.
Removing his combat suit to reveal a pristine tuxedo underneath, YIYF slips unnoticed through dim halls, unarmed except for his wits and his fists, which when coupled with the urban survival skills honed on the mean steets of London, are deadlier than any gun.
He spots a gormless Mangler employee picking some fluff from his belly button and he walks up to an opening where he sees Mangler soldiers eating. This is clearly not the way to Dayv’s office. As he turns away...a dark shadow rises behind him. “Can I help you?” comes a voice. YIYF turns to see a beautiful blonde girl, hired by the Manglers as a receptionist/assassin. She looks YIYF up and down and YIYF seizes his opportunity. With little more than a whisper, he says, in an irresistible British accent ‘Yes my dear, I was trying to find Dayv’s office’
Unable to fight the instant attraction she feels for YIYF, the girl leads him directly to Dayv’s office, unlocks the door, lets him in and says ‘Make yourself comfortable. Dayv will be along shortly’. ‘Thank you’ says YIYF. This second dose of YIYF’s voice is too much for the girl, who throws herself at our hero, kissing him all over his neck and face as she straddles him.
15 minutes later, the girl emerges from the office, buttoning up her blouse, her hair ruffled.
In the office, YIYF straightens his bowtie and affixes Warbler’s Eagles poster to Dayv’s wall, as per Warbler’s instructions. He then sits back in Dayv’s chair, removes a silver cigarette holder from his tuxedo pocket, and lights up, waiting for Dayv to arrive.
A few minutes later, a furious Dayv marches into the office. He sees YIYF sitting in his chair. ‘HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX IN MY OFFICE WITH MY EMPLOYEE!’ he then looks shyly at the floor and mumbles ‘I HAD A CRUSH ON HER. NOW I WILL NEVER HAVE HER’. YIYF feels no remorse. ‘Dayv’ he says, ‘I didn’t have sex with her. I made love to her’. With that, YIYF points to the Eagles poster on the wall. ‘The girl was for England, but that is for WARBLER., INC.™©®’. Dayv looks at the poster and lets out an ear piercing, Vader style ‘NOOOOOOOOOOO!!’, but YIYF is not around to hear it – his mission complete, he has leapt from the office window. Running to the open window, Dayv looks outside to see Yoda free falling through the air, seemingly to his death ‘THE DAMN FOOL JUMPED’ thinks Dayv. But no - suddenly a Union Jack parachute opens and YIYF floats safely to earth, waving at Dayv all the way down.
(A week later YIYF sends Dayv a note which reads ‘No offense Dayv, nothing personal – just following orders’)
MONENTS LATER YIYF WAKES UP TO FIND THAT HE HAD FALLEN ASLEEP WHILE WATCHING A BOND FLICK.
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: Warbler
Well, do you have any combat or stealth skills? I grew up in a very rough part of London, so I have street survival skills.
I wish I had the BBC.
Don't you guys get BBC America? I remember watching it when I was out there. It isn't as good as the real thing because they only show a selection of programmes, but it had a lot of the most popular stuff. Well, do you have any combat or stealth skills? I grew up in a very rough part of London, so I have street survival skills.
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
We don't get BBC here.
Originally posted by: sean wookieWe don't get BBC here.
I wish I had the BBC.
I think it only comes with the better cable package here.
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
The scene is a bathroom inside the Mangler building. A Mangler employee is settling down on one of the cans with a newspaper when he hears a noise and pulls the paper back to reveal.... YIYF, dressed in black combat gear, Hanging upside down from a vent. He flashes a grin then punches out the Mangler goon and slips down.
Removing his combat suit to reveal a pristine tuxedo underneath, YIYF slips unnoticed through dim halls, unarmed except for his wits and his fists, which when coupled with the urban survival skills honed on the mean steets of London, are deadlier than any gun.
He spots a gormless Mangler employee picking some fluff from his belly button and he walks up to an opening where he sees Mangler soldiers eating. This is clearly not the way to Dayv’s office. As he turns away...a dark shadow rises behind him. “Can I help you?” comes a voice. YIYF turns to see a beautiful blonde girl, hired by the Manglers as a receptionist/assassin. She looks YIYF up and down and YIYF seizes his opportunity. With little more than a whisper, he says, in an irresistible British accent ‘Yes my dear, I was trying to find Dayv’s office’
Unable to fight the instant attraction she feels for YIYF, the girl leads him directly to Dayv’s office, unlocks the door, lets him in and says ‘Make yourself comfortable. Dayv will be along shortly’. ‘Thank you’ says YIYF. This second dose of YIYF’s voice is too much for the girl, who throws herself at our hero, kissing him all over his neck and face as she straddles him.
15 minutes later, the girl emerges from the office, buttoning up her blouse, her hair ruffled.
In the office, YIYF straightens his bowtie and affixes Warbler’s Eagles poster to Dayv’s wall, as per Warbler’s instructions. He then sits back in Dayv’s chair, removes a silver cigarette holder from his tuxedo pocket, and lights up, waiting for Dayv to arrive.
A few minutes later, a furious Dayv marches into the office. He sees YIYF sitting in his chair. ‘HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX IN MY OFFICE WITH MY EMPLOYEE!’ he then looks shyly at the floor and mumbles ‘I HAD A CRUSH ON HER. NOW I WILL NEVER HAVE HER’. YIYF feels no remorse. ‘Dayv’ he says, ‘I didn’t have sex with her. I made love to her’. With that, YIYF points to the Eagles poster on the wall. ‘The girl was for England, but that is for WARBLER., INC.™©®’. Dayv looks at the poster and lets out an ear piercing, Vader style ‘NOOOOOOOOOOO!!’, but YIYF is not around to hear it – his mission complete, he has leapt from the office window. Running to the open window, Dayv looks outside to see Yoda free falling through the air, seemingly to his death ‘THE DAMN FOOL JUMPED’ thinks Dayv. But no - suddenly a Union Jack parachute opens and YIYF floats safely to earth, waving at Dayv all the way down.
(A week later YIYF sends Dayv a note which reads ‘No offense Dayv, nothing personal – just following orders’)
The scene is a bathroom inside the Mangler building. A Mangler employee is settling down on one of the cans with a newspaper when he hears a noise and pulls the paper back to reveal.... YIYF, dressed in black combat gear, Hanging upside down from a vent. He flashes a grin then punches out the Mangler goon and slips down.
Removing his combat suit to reveal a pristine tuxedo underneath, YIYF slips unnoticed through dim halls, unarmed except for his wits and his fists, which when coupled with the urban survival skills honed on the mean steets of London, are deadlier than any gun.
He spots a gormless Mangler employee picking some fluff from his belly button and he walks up to an opening where he sees Mangler soldiers eating. This is clearly not the way to Dayv’s office. As he turns away...a dark shadow rises behind him. “Can I help you?” comes a voice. YIYF turns to see a beautiful blonde girl, hired by the Manglers as a receptionist/assassin. She looks YIYF up and down and YIYF seizes his opportunity. With little more than a whisper, he says, in an irresistible British accent ‘Yes my dear, I was trying to find Dayv’s office’
Unable to fight the instant attraction she feels for YIYF, the girl leads him directly to Dayv’s office, unlocks the door, lets him in and says ‘Make yourself comfortable. Dayv will be along shortly’. ‘Thank you’ says YIYF. This second dose of YIYF’s voice is too much for the girl, who throws herself at our hero, kissing him all over his neck and face as she straddles him.
15 minutes later, the girl emerges from the office, buttoning up her blouse, her hair ruffled.
In the office, YIYF straightens his bowtie and affixes Warbler’s Eagles poster to Dayv’s wall, as per Warbler’s instructions. He then sits back in Dayv’s chair, removes a silver cigarette holder from his tuxedo pocket, and lights up, waiting for Dayv to arrive.
A few minutes later, a furious Dayv marches into the office. He sees YIYF sitting in his chair. ‘HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX IN MY OFFICE WITH MY EMPLOYEE!’ he then looks shyly at the floor and mumbles ‘I HAD A CRUSH ON HER. NOW I WILL NEVER HAVE HER’. YIYF feels no remorse. ‘Dayv’ he says, ‘I didn’t have sex with her. I made love to her’. With that, YIYF points to the Eagles poster on the wall. ‘The girl was for England, but that is for WARBLER., INC.™©®’. Dayv looks at the poster and lets out an ear piercing, Vader style ‘NOOOOOOOOOOO!!’, but YIYF is not around to hear it – his mission complete, he has leapt from the office window. Running to the open window, Dayv looks outside to see Yoda free falling through the air, seemingly to his death ‘THE DAMN FOOL JUMPED’ thinks Dayv. But no - suddenly a Union Jack parachute opens and YIYF floats safely to earth, waving at Dayv all the way down.
(A week later YIYF sends Dayv a note which reads ‘No offense Dayv, nothing personal – just following orders’)
LOL!