*suddenly sirens are heard....getting closer and closer..... a van pulls up next to the thread. Six rather tough looking elves get out of the van, they are carrying billy clubs and hand cuffs and they have Coke badges. They enter the thread and approach Ric....one of them says "Ric you are suspected of saying questionable things about Santa and of being an enemy of Christmas. I'm sorry but you will have to come with us to the North Pole for questioning!" Ric tries to resist but is hit repeatly about the head by the six elves with their billy clubs, and is cuffed and dragged out of the thread. Just before the last elf leaves the thread he turns and faces everyone else and says "stop the negative talk about Santa and Christmas or else!" and then leaves.*

see what can happen when one messes with the old fat man?