My friend and I are on the school newspaper staff, and we always write some type of movie review. Since we're gearing up for the Halloween issue this month, we're going to do horror movies this time around.

My article shall be "Awesome Horror Movies You've Never Heard Of"

My friend's article shall be "Crappy Horror Movies You Have Heard Of"

Any suggestions? I'm thinking of doing "Evil Dead" or "Dead Alive" for my article (mind you, this article is aimed at pop-culture-slave high school students, none of them will have heard of those movies.)

My friend is thinking of doing "The Ring", "The Grudge", or the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" remake.