Add the wipe sound from the Lego Star Wars games every time an optical wipe happens in the movies.
Kinda curious what this would look like, tbh. Not a terrible idea. Still probably bad, but who know.
Replace every lightsaber sound effect with a loud sexual moan and a moist slapping sound. Also replace Darth Sidious with David S Pumpkins.
Don’t forget to add saxophone music to the fights. The circle would never be complete without it.
Return of Epic Sax Guy?