
"It burns us! It burrnnns us!!!"
OR
"Hi I'm Sy Sperling, president of the Hair Club for Men, but in your case I'll make an exception."
OR
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
OR
"Sorry about slipping the Nair into the Bun wig, but Hayden and I had a $20 bet going that I wouldn't do it"
OR
"Haha, you have no hair" --- "Haha, well at least I have a chin"