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No really, you have to see this! 'How It Should Have Ended' (Star Wars)

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Very funny! I recall more than one fanboy argument over why the Death Star couldn't shoot through Yavin. Probably a bad idea to ignite a gas giant if you're in orbit though.

Where were you in '77?

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Awesome. That was hillarious!
George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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That's awesome. That's how an Imperial leader should act! "I say we're in range now. Fire!"

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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But if the Death Star was far enough away, couldn't the explosion of Yavin take out Yavin IV?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Hoichi, the Earless
Sidenote: A Steaming Pile of Sith

I recently found this & I just had to share.


Hey, Hoichi

Did you catch this last part:

" 1,365,507 dipshits camped out in line for this movie only to realize that it sucks like the other 5.

maddox@xmission.com"


This @$$hole hate ALL Star Wars movies, not someone who want to agree with.

UNLESS, you brought to our attention so we can laugh AT this guy. Oh yeah.
There's always something missing....