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Post #1446698

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Eyepainter
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Worst Edit Ideas
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31-Aug-2021, 2:16 PM

Anakin Starkiller said:

“Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking Nerf™ herder hoarder!”

Leia makes a personal attack on Han’s hobby of collecting Nerf guns. Recolor his blaster to be brightly colored and plasticky accordingly throughout the films.

Better yet, after Leia says her “Nerf-hoarder” line, have Han pull out a Nerf gun on Leia and say, “Who’s scruffy looking? It’s Nerf or nothing!” before he fires a foam bullet at Leia’s face.