Guy in the 2010s: the 1980s were the best!

Guy in the 1980s: The 1950s were the best!

Guy in the 1950s: the 1920s were the best!

Guy in the 1920s: the 1890s were the best!

Guy in the 1890s: the Renaissance was the best!

Guy in the Renaissance: the Roman times were the best!

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You know what time I think was the best? The 4,000,000,000s BC were the shit, man. Literally, I was just chillin’ back then.

No war, no suffering, literally nothing bad happened! It was the f***ing best and you know it.