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Originally posted by: Warbler
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Chaltabium Bromide would do it for free, as long as you payed us at least as much as you would Warbler.


ummmmmmmm how could you do it for free if someone was paying you?


Shh! It's a secret.

Besides, Chaltabium Bromide Industries has alwasy been here (well, not always, but it was here long before Adamwan). It's just we've only recently gotten large enough to attempt to cut in on the Mangler's business.

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do not attempt to cut in on WARBLER., INC.™©®'s business.
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Well, my primary product is radiactive waste used in Metahuman Development. Mercenary work and T-Shirts are just sort of a secondary extra profit shindig.

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I aways assumed a Chaltab was a type of cat.
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To quote a fedex comercial:

"You're ALWAYS wrong!"

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That's is why I call you Tabby.
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if people only knew how much work being a Mangler Brother is and how messy from time to time...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Davy likes to make it look easy.
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Originally posted by: motti_soL
if people only knew how much work being a Mangler Brother is and how messy from time to time...


Who do you think is your stand in while your playing Wow?
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is there some sort of hazing when someone wants to join the bros inc? kinda like fight club, but with a more family guy silliness, maybe?

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I don't think you can really join the Manglers. They're just who they are.

But there's always a position open at Chaltabium Bromide.

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what are the qualifications for the position?

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You have to be able to adminster just the right amounts of radiation to turn someone into a metahuman without killing them.

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I'm hoping to join somyhing after I take down Ric on the ranks.
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Ranks mean nothing to me. I'm proud of having 4000 posts, in which 90% consist of insane political ideals, six degree of star wars games and nintendo praising.

Seriously, I'd love if this new forum dosen't keep track of the posts.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Yes that would be cool, but i'm just happy to have all of you guys on here. All of you are irreplacible.
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agreed. But I liked trying to get the ranks, it was fun. But its not worth the trolls it creates

And Ricardo and Sean: There are still openings at WARBLER., INC.™©®.
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Originally posted by: Warbler
And Ricardo and Sean: There are still openings at WARBLER., INC.™©®.

what are the qualifications for the openings?

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
You have to be able to adminster just the right amounts of radiation to turn someone into a metahuman without killing them.


how much radiation would that be? how about administering enough radiation to make someone say, "Please don't make me angry. You would NOT like me when I'm angry." then hearing a high pitched whine while green muscles rip out of early 80s clothing?

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Originally posted by: ricardo
Originally posted by: Warbler
And Ricardo and Sean: There are still openings at WARBLER., INC.™©®.


what are the qualifications for the openings?


what kind of qualiications do you have? there are openings for button men/assassins, in our advertising department, in our legal department etc.
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time to prepare Dayv for the game.
*Warbler has a pep band surround Mangler HQ and play "Fly Eagles Fly" over and over again, day and night, until game time*

E! A! G! L! E! S! EAGLES!!!!!!!!!


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The Titans or the Colts: one of those teams will beat the Eagles.


If not both.

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Originally posted by: Warbler
Originally posted by: ricardo
Originally posted by: Warbler
And Ricardo and Sean: There are still openings at WARBLER., INC.™©®.


what are the qualifications for the openings?


what kind of qualiications do you have? there are openings for button men/assassins, in our advertising department, in our legal department etc.


I have a Batchelors in Animation and an English accent. Any use?

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Originally posted by: motti_soL
if people only knew how much work being a Mangler Brother is and how messy from time to time...


Who do you think is your stand in while your playing Wow?


THAT WOULD BE BOSSK.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: Warbler
Originally posted by: ricardo
Originally posted by: Warbler
And Ricardo and Sean: There are still openings at WARBLER., INC.™©®.


what are the qualifications for the openings?


what kind of qualiications do you have? there are openings for button men/assassins, in our advertising department, in our legal department etc.


I have a Batchelors in Animation and an English accent. Any use?


I can talk like John Lennon which has a mind of your own.
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father


I have a Batchelors in Animation and an English accent. Any use?

I don't think WARBLER., INC.™©® has any use for an animator, but perhaps your Eniglish accent could with jobs we have to do in England.

Originally posted by: sean wookie


I can talk like John Lennon which has a mind of your own.


huh?


*spray paints the outside of Mangler Inc HQ midnight green, and the works "DALLAS SUCKS!", in white*