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That sucks. Oh well even if they are not her boobs it is some girls boobs which makes it worth clicking.


lol
indeed it was
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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What is it about this thread that make Luke and jimbo agree. Have we entered the Twilight Zone, or something?


Made for IE Forum's Episode III theme month - May 2005.

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lol
i guess we both love our woman!
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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Does that mean you guys are going to start hanging out in a Hooter's bar when Jimbo turns 21?
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Originally posted by: Jedi Master
Does that mean you guys are going to start hanging out in a Hooter's bar when Jimbo turns 21?


I believe you only need to be 18 to hang in the nudy bar

Where the music stinks and they water the drinks at the nudy bar
Where you look at a thigh and blacken an eye at the nudy bar
Where the girlies dance in there underpants at the nudy bar
Where a bucks enough to see there stuff at the nudy bar
Where you swear like a sailer and wish you could nail her at the nudy bar
Where the breasts may be fake but man can they shake at the nudy bar
Where the bear is a plenty and the women are all 20 at the nudy bar
Where you see there butt but there trap stays shut at the nudy bar
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Jimbo, you're like a 14 year old version of a insanely republican Buck Bundy, but actually with some money.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Jimbo, you're like a 14 year old version of a insanely republican Buck Bundy, but actually with some money.


Im 17
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Does that mean you guys are going to start hanging out in a Hooter's bar when Jimbo turns 21?


imagine that eh?
it would be a sight to see...
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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Originally posted by: Jedi Master
Does that mean you guys are going to start hanging out in a Hooter's bar when Jimbo turns 21?


I believe you only need to be 18 to hang in the nudy bar

Where the music stinks and they water the drinks at the nudy bar
Where you look at a thigh and blacken an eye at the nudy bar
Where the girlies dance in there underpants at the nudy bar
Where a bucks enough to see there stuff at the nudy bar
Where you swear like a sailer and wish you could nail her at the nudy bar
Where the breasts may be fake but man can they shake at the nudy bar
Where the bear is a plenty and the women are all 20 at the nudy bar
Where you see there butt but there trap stays shut at the nudy bar


It may be different where you live. In Nevada, you have to be 21 or older to legally drink alcoholic beverages or gamble at a casino. Which means that if you're in a bar and/or casino of any kind, you better show proof that you're at least 21 or you get kicked out. Besides that, Hooter's isn't a nudy bar. The bartenders are all women, but they wear tank tops. It covers the nipples, but still shows some cleavage. Too bad they don't serve hard drinks.
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It would be a Kodak moment.
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LOL
you ass nut...

but that was a good burn!!
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I know hooters is not a nudy bar but I just couldn't resist saying those nudy bar rhymes. Al Bundy is my ideal

Where the beer gives you gas but the Bundys kick ass at the nudy bar
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I know hooters is not a nudy bar but I just couldn't resist saying those nudy bar rhymes. Al Bundy is my ideal

Where the beer gives you gas but the Bundys kick ass at the nudy bar


Do you realise that Ed O'Neill's Al Bundy character from Married With Children was an ironic satire of subnormal misogynists? (He asks already knowing the answer to be "huh?")

The 'ideal' you aspire to is a parody of a stereotype. Aim a little higher than the bottom ten percent.
"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." - Goering.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." - Goebbels.

"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - Orwell.
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Originally posted by: Luke Skywalker
LOL
you ass nut...

but that was a good burn!!


Why, whatever do you mean? LMAOROTF!!!! I could have put this in the jokes thread, but I thought that would have been way too obvious. I was still skeptical about putting it in this thread, but I guess it worked.

No hard feelings? (chuckle)
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Originally posted by: Regicidal_Maniac<br
Do you realise that Ed O'Neill's Al Bundy character from Married With Children was an ironic satire of subnormal misogynists? (He asks already knowing the answer to be "huh?")

The 'ideal' you aspire to is a parody of a stereotype. Aim a little higher than the bottom ten percent.


What I like about Al Bundy is he say all the things we are thinking deep inside but that women never are able to tolarate. He is the opposite of what women want us to be. For example when he insults fat women at his shoe store. I always considered him a hero when he did this. When you meet a fat women who treats you like shit or acts like shes thin you always want to tell her off to her face but don't have the courage. Al Bundy does. Its also great how life constantly kicks this guy down but he always keeps trying. "Bundys are losers not quiters" While I definutly don't want my life to end up like Als I can always say no matter how much girls dump me, teachers whine, parents bitch, sisters nag, and life just generally sucks Als life sucks a little bit more.
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So what you're saying is that you aspire to be nothing but an id whenyou grow up, jimbo?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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So what you're saying is that you aspire to be nothing but an id whenyou grow up, jimbo?


He's not going to get that Gundark.

I doubt he's even heard of Freud.
"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." - Goering.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." - Goebbels.

"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - Orwell.
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I wasn't counting on him getting it. Everyone else, on the other hand...

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Why, what's her name?

Julia Thorne, which was the alias that Sydney Bristow assumed when she went missing for 3 years and became a Covenant operative.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Dude, Dayv, must you allways caps? That is very agrivating...

Anyway....

Just read my sig allready. I'm done here....

For now..

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DAYV has always been all caps. If he starts typing like the rest of us, we worry.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: Luke Skywalker
LOL
you ass nut...

but that was a good burn!!


Why, whatever do you mean? LMAOROTF!!!! I could have put this in the jokes thread, but I thought that would have been way too obvious. I was still skeptical about putting it in this thread, but I guess it worked.

No hard feelings? (chuckle)


not at all..
i enjoyed it!


ya DAYV wouldnt be DAYV if he didnt type in all caps...
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Chaltab, look at his classification under his avatar... "CAPITAL Punishment". It's that way for a reason. He's been typing in all caps for a lot longer than you've been here (if you look at his signup information, he was the second person to register for the forum). You just kinda get used to it.
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