In ‘Return of the Jedi,’ give Nien Nunb relevant, funny, and family-friendly subtitles.

NIEN:
<Seriously, we’re doomed, aren’t we?>

LANDO:
Don’t worry, my friend’s down there; he’ll have that shield down in time.

NIEN:
<Yeah, right, you lying sack of bantha poodoo.>

Later.

NIEN:
<I have no reading!>

LANDO:
We’ve got to get some kind of reading on that shield, up or down.

NIEN:
<You calling me a liar?>

LANDO:
How can they be jamming us if they don’t know that we’re coming?

NIEN:
<C’mon, I’m driving this ship now.>

EDIT:

Ended up playing around with that idea and a previous one using Movavi.