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Post #144038

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JennyS1138
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Star Wars merchandise we'll never see
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Date created
1-Oct-2005, 3:44 PM
What are Star Wars products you think will never see the light of day? Here are some of my ideas...


1. Chef Boyardee Tauntaun Guts Pasta
2. Victoria's Secret Princess Leia metal bikinis
3. Jar Jar toilet paper
4. A 500 page History of the Trade Federation book
5. Jar Jar pinata
6. Jar Jar dart board with sound effects (says phrases like "Mesa gonna die!" and "Ouchie, mesa in pain!!!)
7. The original original Star Wars trilogy on DVD
8. Screenwriting for Dummies by George Lucas
9. scale replica of the Millenium Falcon
10. Jabba the Hutt's Guide to Weight Loss book
11. The Ewok Adventure Part 3
12. Quotable Star Wars Prequels book