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Post #1438431

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CaptainFaraday
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Worst Edit Ideas
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4-Jul-2021, 11:32 PM
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4-Jul-2021, 11:35 PM
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CaptainFaraday
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Darth_Zounds said:

Eyepainter said:

Change Jar Jar’s accent to a black rapper’s accent, and give him his own rap somewhere in Episode I.

It should be in the scene where Padme is cleaning Artoo and she asks how he ended up with them.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just clean that R2
I’ll tell you how I became a passenger on this starship with you
In west Otoh Gunga born and raised
Being clumsy is how I spent most of my days
Freakin’ out, stressin’, my dad’s a pro whaler
He tried to kill himself when I proved an awful sailor
Then General Tarpals, my boss and harrasser
Saw me making trouble when I boom de gasser
I wrecked one little heyblibber and Boss Nass got riled
He said “go up to the surface because you’re exiled”
I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he flapped his jowls and sent me on my way
They threatened my death and told me where I could stick it
I put my brown vest on and said “I’ll forage by this thicket”
Then chased by mechaniques, yo this is bad
When this Jedi tackled me flat on my ass
Is this how the Jedi help those in strife?
Hmm, I owe a debt for my life!
We whistled for a bongo and when it came near
We went through the core while sea monsters appeared
“Better dead in the core!” I thought, and the Jedi agreed
But we made it safely through the waterfall to Theed
We pulled up to the palace 'bout seven or eight
And we rescued the Queen and helped her friends to escape
Then we break through the blockade while the Trade Fed pursues her
Now I sit in the hold of this Royal Naboo Cruiser.