HAN SOLO: "Alright you little anarchist, you stole your teacher's car, ran it off a cliff, TPed the locker room, and auctioned off the cheerleader's panties on eBay, I'm afraid we're just gonna have to write you up."
"Ebony and Ivory, livin' together in harmony..."
HARRISON: "George keeps telling me to call you 'mi lady' but I keep telling him that it's out of character for me! The man's being very unreasonable!"
CARRIE: "You should have heard what he told me to say - he actually wanted me to say 'You're breaking my heart!'. I mean, what's up with that?"
INDIANA JONES: "Take that, Pat Roach! Ahem, I am the greatest screen hero on Harrison Ford's resume!"
HAN SOLO: "No, I am!"
LEIA: "Han, you can't have a brawl with him in here - this is the War Room!"