Begin Episode III with Anakin getting the Darth Vader suit. As Anakin writhes in agony, a record scratch is heard, and The Who’s “Baba O’Riley” plays in the background. A Hayden Christensen-soundalike does a voice over narration and says, “Yup. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation…”
Next, transition to the actual opening scene, and add a “six months ago” caption on the bottom of the screen.
Then, leave the rest of the movie as is.
Definitely gonna need an overall 80’s movie soundtrack change to go along with that.