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Eyepainter
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Worst Edit Ideas
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Date created
27-May-2021, 3:53 PM

JackNapier said:

Eyepainter said:

Darth_Zounds said:

For a while, I’ve been on the fence about saying this, but to heck with it.

During the scene where Padme reveals to Anakin that she’s preggers, intercut a short flashback of them doing the devil’s tango.

Be sure to add careless whisper to that flashback for good measure.

This isn’t the good ideas thread. Lol.

Is every idea I come up with supposed to be part of the good ideas thread now?

Well, in that case, fine. You win. Here’s the official best edit ever, as recommended by you folks.

Make Star Wars an anime.

Add a steamy lovemaking scene between Anakin and Padme that features the song Careless Whisper.

Have this be the ending to Episode III.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RUq0sZx6ssE

Replace Princess Leia’s “Hope” line from Rogue One with this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDM1ZjMK50

Insert a wet spot of Palpatine’s crotch every time he gets to witness something evil.

Definitely replace “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away” with “Space: the final frontier.”

Have the Sith (and the empire, too) sing Gilbert and Sullivan while everyone else talks normally.

Add Palpatine’s “Power! Unlimited Power!” line to ROTJ when he’s zapping Luke.

Have Darth Vader sing Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” before he dies in ROTJ.

Replace all footage of Darth Vader with YouTube videos of cute, adorable bunny rabbits.

…And finally…

Add this to the ending of TROS when Rey hears all the voices of the Jedi:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg

With all of these changes combined, we now have the best edit ideas ever created. Inappropriate for this thread, I know. But then again, so are all of my ideas on this thread. I hope these changes have inspired many fan editors, and that they will continue to influence other fan editors in the future.