I know you designated this thread dead Dayv, but unfortunately the AWK problem is not so I am resurecting it. This guy is starting to bug me. Every time I make a post, he has replied to it in like 2 seconds, which means that what I said is lost and possibly missed by others. This is not an ego thing of me wanting people to read my posts and not his, but, as an example, I just posted a link to an article about the new Bond, which I know many people here are interested in. 2 seconds later, he's replied with 'I want Tom Hanks for Bond'. This means that someone who actually is interested in Bond will miss my article and not get the info. Now, it's cool to make a joke, and Tom Hanks as Bond is a funny idea, but AWK's posts are starting to really stink of spam. it's just post after post for the sake of posting and it's getting boring. I'm not asking for a ban or anything (Hey, I stuck up for jedikev!) but I'm just asking politely if AWK would stop polluting the boards with endless inane posts.