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Post #80946

Author
ricarleite
Parent topic
The Star Wars Kid...
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Date created
8-Dec-2004, 12:54 PM
* UH... COULD BE A SPOILER I GUESS *

N'sync and the Star Wars Kid will meet Yoda mounted at the back of Chewbacca, and they'll start a farting contest, Yoda shall be the victorious. "I don't belive it!", they'll say. "That's why you've all failed! Pull my finger, you will, eh? He he he... ". Jar Jar will be killed by a small, protoype version of the Death Star, Darth Maul will be revealed as being Grievious, and Palpatine is not Darth Sidious, but uh... someone else. Han Solo's father, maybe. Or maybe... he's Blofeld! "So, Mr. Bond, we meet again. I must ask you to join me on the dark side, or I'll have this slow-moving laser cutt you in half."