Billy Ocean - “Loverboy”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyrowWnlNnQ
It is a jarring spectacle, the handsome troubadour pleading with the casual listener, promising anything to escape a dodecahedron’s-eye-view of some distant nebula’s grodiest singles bar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryJ4rFRq8pA
Alternatively, here is the original version of the video before someone - Ocean, his label, his astrologer — purposely changed it to make it completely insane.