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since I know she won't like the movies
If you know she won't like the movies then why are you wasting her time with this shit? Don't TORTURE the girl, make her HAPPY. Forcing her to sit through 6 movies TWICE including 2 different versions of two trilogies isn't going to enlighten her, it's going to make her HATE YOU. You're not going to learn anything you don't already know--which is that she doesn't like Star Wars, regardless of whether some anonymous fanboy or some no-necked gazillionaire has his fingerprints all over it.
and spelling Lucas with a dollar sign is about as old as Jar Jar jokes, dirt, and Barbara Bush's pussy. i.e. terribly unwitty.