GL: "Good evening everyone, thank you for being here. I'm George Lucas, the ingenious creator of both the Star Wars Trilogies, composed of The Phantom Menace in 1999, Atack of the Clones in 2002, Revenge of the Sith in 2005, and A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, all from 2004."
* no sound. a man coughs in the background. the "applause" lights are blinking for 10 seconds *
GL: "Well, uh... okay... let's, uh... Do the thing, uh... here is the box and, uh... inside there are three DVDs. Are there any questions?"
* Everyone raises hands *
GL: "OK, before I move on to questions, lemme say that I have improved my original 2004 vision, as I'm beggining to see things more clear now. So this DVD will have some changes, I just cant't remember what those are right now."
* All hands go down except for one *
GL: "Uh, yes, you there."
Man: "Mr Lucas, when did you sell your soul to the Devil, and why did you do it?"
GL: "OK, I didn't understand a word of what you said, but my lawyers asked me to thank you and to give you this Jar jar talking toy!"
* Pulls string *
JarJar:"Meesa so horny! Meessa love you long time!"
A Random voice in the croud: "F### you George Lucas!"
GL: "Uh.. well, uh, good luck to you as well... So, any other questions?"
Man 2: "Yes, here. Mr Lucas, what do you think Sebastian Shawn would say about the 'improvements' you did on Return of the Jedi, and do you have any fear that a Mecha-Zombie version of him will come back to life and chop your head off?"
GL: "Ah, yes, I think you were refering to the actor who voice Yoda, and mixed up the name with an unknown actor, right? Frank Oz did the voice for Yoda. Frank Oz... Any other questions?"
* Five hands are raised, but a man in black makes signs for him saying "no" *
GL: "No, no questions at all? Good. That's how I like my audience to be, not questioning. Okay, I gotta run, gotta catch my private jet and play some golf with Spielberg and Brian dePalma in Hawaii. Bye bye, hope you enjoy this box of..." *grabs box, looks at it * "Star Wars! Yes, Star Wars, hope you like it. And remember: Buy! Buy more! Buy more now! Buy! And be happy!"