Yeah, this morning for example on my way to work the train driver asked the passengers on the train to try and clear the area around the door so that people could get off. Of course, nobody did. At the next station the platform was on the opposite side so the opposite doors opened. As the train approached the station the driver said 'ok ladies and gentlemen, seeing as the people on the left of the train are inconsidertae and miserable, let's see if the people on the right are any better, and just to make it interesting how about saying excuse me and thank you'. I was laughing to myself about it, but everyone else just looked glum and miserable and didn't find it at all funny. When we reached the next station the platform again switched sides and the driver said 'ok guys on the right, I we know you're selfish and incosiderate, but how about giving it a go and making way for the people getting off the train, go on, do a good deed, you might like it' Hilarious. I must admit I've never heard a driver swear though. I have heard an announcemnt that said 'would the bloody idiot who is moving between carriages while the train is moving please stop, or do us all a favour and hurry up and fall under the train'