General Star Wars Caption This

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Date: 21-Sep-2005, 10:59 AM

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 21-Sep-2005 10:59 AM
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http://195.137.125.242/justhansolo/gallery/images/new_hope/han07.jpg

"I didn't kill my wife!"

http://members.aol.com/BRADRAGON/stormtrooper.jpg

"I don't care!"

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 23-Sep-2005 7:46 PM
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones

"I didn't kill my wife!"

"LOOK, THIS RIFLE FIRES GUNGAN TONGUES !!!"

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: grifter
Time: 24-Sep-2005 5:24 AM
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imperial commercial:
"this balster is so easy to use, i don't even have to aim!!"

Author: TheCassidy
Time: 24-Sep-2005 9:27 AM
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"this balster is so easy to use, i don't even have to aim!!"

Hee hee hee....balster.

Author: twister111
Time: 26-Sep-2005 1:00 AM
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"Okay, here's what we do. Send in all the fighters to distract the Tie's. While Luke swoops into the trench and, shoots the weakest point. Then, the remaining fighters get out of there as, fast as, possible."
Leia:"That's your plan!?!? Why don't you send all the fighters into the trench and, fire at the same time!?!?!?"
"Uh, um, C3PO said something about the statistits of that not working."
C3po: "This is madness! I just want to go home! Oh, this is such a drag."

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Author: Nanner Split
Time: 26-Sep-2005 1:30 AM
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"Shoulda used Preparation H"

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 26-Sep-2005 1:34 AM
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http://waeber.kaywa.com/files/images/2004/7/mob276_1090068634.jpg

Look at me! I'm a Whoretrooper!!

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 26-Sep-2005 2:12 AM
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split

Look at me! I'm a Whoretrooper!!

Who says women can't be in the empire!

Author: Mr Bungle
Time: 26-Sep-2005 11:36 AM
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi

Originally posted by: Nanner Split

Look at me! I'm a Whoretrooper!!

Who says women can't be in the empire!

"Im the Stormtrooper prototype clone for the T.V series"

"I have my voice dubbed on the next version of the classic trilogy as well"

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 26-Sep-2005 11:46 AM
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http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a12/Adamwankenobi/bobafett.jpg

Hello, I'm Boba Fett. But it's badass to you, friend...

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 26-Sep-2005 4:48 PM
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"Oh damn these things, they're always jamming when I need them to work the most! Cheap American blasters... why can't we ever get any from Japan?"

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: theredbaron
Time: 26-Sep-2005 10:40 PM
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Officer to Leia: "Who feels like Chinese? Do you feel like Chinese? I feel like Chinese...let's get some Chinese...yeah, some Chinese food would be great."

Leia: <No Response>

Officer: "I tell you what. I'll go get some Chinese, and you wait here and watch the assault. OK?! OK."

*Officer leaves the room*

C-3P0: "How odd!"

MTFBWY. Always.

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Author: RRS-1980
Time: 27-Sep-2005 8:44 AM
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi

"Howdy! I'm Boba Farmer and here's my pitchfork..."

I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...

Author: ricarleite
Time: 27-Sep-2005 9:51 AM
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"Yes, there is water under this soil! Start digging!"

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: Frankenberry
Time: 27-Sep-2005 1:25 PM
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"Giant tuning forks are the new wrist launchers!"

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Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 28-Sep-2005 12:40 PM
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http://www.blueharvest.net/images/cut/cut-dstar.jpg

PRINCESS LEIA: "Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact..."
HAN SOLO: "Oh hi, don't mind us, we were just leaving. No, we're not a princess, a scoundrel mercenary, a 7-foot alien and a callow farm boy, we just came from job interviews. Move along, please move along. No, we're not dangerous anarchist rebels, we're just lost and trying to find an exit."
LUKE SKYWALKER: "It's my gun, it's my gun. I fought for it, it's mine."
CHEWBACCA: "Growl." [Translation: "Which way to the can?"]

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: grifter
Time: 28-Sep-2005 12:58 PM
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http://www.starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/010.jpg

"Where are those laserdiscs you intercepted?"

Author: Number20
Time: 28-Sep-2005 1:34 PM
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Originally posted by: grifter

Did I hear you say that you wanted an official release of O-OT on DVD?

Author: Mr Bungle
Time: 28-Sep-2005 1:38 PM
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Originally posted by: Number20

Originally posted by: grifter

Did I hear you say that you wanted an official release of O-OT on DVD?

Ha-Ha Very good!, cant someone superimpose the face of George on there instead of the Vader Helmet for a laugh

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 28-Sep-2005 2:21 PM
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"Where's the scrawny little Canadian man-child?"

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: Kingsama
Time: 28-Sep-2005 3:06 PM
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After the Star Wars trilogy wrapped filming, boba fett was able to devote all of his time to his true passion...piano tuning....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/Kingsama/samasig.jpg

Author: grifter
Time: 28-Sep-2005 4:16 PM
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Ha-Ha Very good!, cant someone superimpose the face of George on there instead of the Vader Helmet for a laugh

here it is!

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/6673/darthgeorge8oz.jpg

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 28-Sep-2005 4:22 PM
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Originally posted by: grifter

Ha-Ha Very good!, cant someone superimpose the face of George on there instead of the Vader Helmet for a laugh

here it is!

You will buy my movies AGAIN or ELSE!!!! (He looks too much like Dennis Hopper here, BTW)

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 28-Sep-2005 5:12 PM
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http://www.blueharvest.net/images/cut/cut-hanlukefalcon.jpg

LUKE SKYWALKER: "Hey, way to waste those Imperials, homey!"
HAN SOLO: "You weren't too bad yourself, brother!"

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: Number20
Time: 28-Sep-2005 5:24 PM
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Originally posted by: grifter

The trilogy is mine. I make whatever changes that I see fit.