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Originally posted by: Warbler
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Star Trek blows and can suck my ridiculously huge nuts.


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Originally posted by: sean wookie
You will pay for that.


yes he will!!!!!!! *switches ammo in Warbsp™ to Phaser ammo and disintegrates Nanner*

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Originally posted by: starkiller
Top Ten Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe
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10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun".
(yes but when set to kill, Trek weapons are more powerful)
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-- the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
(how many men does a Star Destroyer need in order to fly it?)
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable-- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
(Picard wasn't only starved, he was given pain torture to boot, the fact the Leia came out it looking fine is not realistic.
7) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
(Jabba has nothing on the Ferengi)
6) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
(true but Han might.)
5) One word: lightsabers.
(I guess you got me beat there)
4) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
(unless it violated the prime directive)
3) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
(hah! The Borg would just asimulate a dark or light jedi and then they would all become masters of the force and kick Vaders butt, oh and Vader would be helpless against
Q)
2) Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
(could Han floor it flying a Star Destroyer?)
1) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
(a couple of things remember, the doomsday machine would eat the death star for dinner, remember the Genesis Torpedo?, finally the Enterprise does not have poorly
placed exhaust ports)


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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Lemme start by saying this Kirk is way better than Picard.


I agree with you 110%


Khannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Picard is better than Kirk.


no way.
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They both have their faults.

Picard has his nose too far up the prime directive's butt and is a socialist. Kirk violated the directive as a matter of policy and slept with every woman he met.

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You have made a point about thew coolness of Kirk, hmm, you've got me thinking now!
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
They both have their faults.

Picard has his nose too far up the prime directive's butt and is a socialist. Kirk violated the directive as a matter of policy and slept with every woman he met.


How is what kirk did a fault he got ass.
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This is turning out to be a cool thread. Starkiller, your list rocks, and these pics are great.

"PS, Slave One could rip the Enterprise-D 1e23 new ones." Methinks someone here knows a little bit too much about ST ship designations.

BTW, I remember a long time ago when someone started a thread on TF.n asking, "If the Millenium Falcon is a modified YT-1300 cruiser, then what does an unmodified YT-1300 cruiser look like?"

The inevitable response, of course, was:



BTW, ran across this cool pic:

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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the gragh is inaccurate. The Enterprise-A was not a refit. It was a brand new ship. The refit Enterprise was destroyed in Star Trek III. The Enterprise-A came along in Star Trek IV .
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Originally posted by: Warbler
the gragh is inaccurate. The Enterprise-A was not a refit. It was a brand new ship. The refit Enterprise was destroyed in Star Trek III. The Enterprise-A came along in Star Trek IV .


I thought they were both considered "-A"?
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Well it was the same design as the refit; almost the same ship in fact. The second chart has a more apporpriate name, Constitution II.
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Why do we have to get into details.


Well, we do with star wars.

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
I don't.
You started the thread...
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Originally posted by: Commander Courage
Well it was the same design as the refit; almost the same ship in fact. The second chart has a more apporpriate name, Constitution II.


I know that, but in the films they both had "-A" on their Hulls didn't they, even though they were slightly different ships? Or do I need to go rewatch them again?
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: TheSessler
I know that, but in the films they both had "-A" on their Hulls didn't they, even though they were slightly different ships? Or do I need to go rewatch them again?

No, and yes.

The refit Enterprise was the same ship from TOS, until it was destroyed in Star Trek 3. In Star Trek 4, the crew was given a new ship of the same design, but to differentiate between the old and new Enterprise, "-A" was added to the registry number.
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Edit: Nevermind
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I still say Star Trek sucks. Star Trek < Star Wars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, don't you just love to go to those star trek freak sites and just say something like that?