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The Rise of Skywalker: Ascendant (Released)
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28-Jan-2021, 6:03 PM

Hal 9000 said:

And I’d probably interpret it different if it wasn’t taking place in an archetype-heavy melodrama, to be fair.


-Farm kid rescues princess from Space-Nazis and blows up their moon-sized superlaser.
-Farm kid is actually the son of Space Himmler
-Princess is farm kid’s long-lost twin sister, separated at birth.
-Space Himmler is actually a prophesied Jesus-figure destined to save the galaxy
-Space Himmler kills Space Hitler to save his son
-Space Himmler succumbs to a forbidden love with a former queen

I have no idea what you’re talking about.