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F'ing huge Star Trek thread

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Lemme start by saying this Kirk is way better than Picard.
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and star trek enterprise season 3 next tuesday,kick ass!!!!!!!!!!
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i'd have to agree with seanwookie. kirk did kick some trek butt. moreso than the rest.

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Star Trek blows and can suck my ridiculously huge nuts.

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
There comming out with a ST MMORPG.


No doubt to cash in on the sucsess of Galaxies.

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I like the original series and II, IV, and VI.

Not much else. PS, Slave One could rip the Enterprise-D 1e23 new ones.

http://stardestroyer.net has the date to back it up too.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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Shatner is the man, end of story. Star Trek V is the best. You Know why? Shatner fought God. And Shatner won.

(And for anyone who might bring it up, yes, I know it's not really God, but it was still fuckin' powerful and took out everyone else with one hit, but not Shatner!)

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Amen (to use a Christian phrase and trying to please Darth Chaltab at the same time).
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the original series is my favorite of all of them because of the personal relationship between bones, kirk, and spock. I like 2-6 of the movies. The rest of star trek pales in comparison
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The entire thing falls drastically short of the greatness of Star Wars!!!!!!!
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If you ask me, this debate is way too big for one thread on one forum. I know there are entire forums about this around, my friend Jeff moderated one for a while.

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Top Ten Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe
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10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun".

9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-- the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable-- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

7) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

6) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

5) One word: lightsabers.

4) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

3) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

2) Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

1) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

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LOL@Starkiller

Actually, I did like the original Star Trek as well. Next Generation is passable, but not great in my opinion. Don't like anything after that.
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Originally posted by: starkiller
Top Ten Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe
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10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun".

9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-- the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable-- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

7) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

6) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

5) One word: lightsabers.

4) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

3) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

2) Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

1) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.


Nice. I like number 4!

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
There comming out with a ST MMORPG.


No doubt to cash in on the sucsess of Galaxies.


I rather play a ST: MMO.
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I've had that list for years. Cannot remember when I got it though.

I've also got a bunch of SW/ST images similar to that one Nanner posted. I downloaded them from the Star Wars Modelling Alliance before it went defunct years ago.

Maybe I'll upload them tonight and pass them along tomorrow.
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So insightful Segaflip, I don't know *how* you do it.
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Star Trek blows and can suck my ridiculously huge nuts.


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Originally posted by: sean wookie
You will pay for that.


yes he will!!!!!!! *switches ammo in Warbsp™ to Phaser ammo and disintegrates Nanner*

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Top Ten Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe
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10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun".
(yes but when set to kill, Trek weapons are more powerful)
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-- the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
(how many men does a Star Destroyer need in order to fly it?)
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable-- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
(Picard wasn't only starved, he was given pain torture to boot, the fact the Leia came out it looking fine is not realistic.
7) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
(Jabba has nothing on the Ferengi)
6) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
(true but Han might.)
5) One word: lightsabers.
(I guess you got me beat there)
4) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
(unless it violated the prime directive)
3) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
(hah! The Borg would just asimulate a dark or light jedi and then they would all become masters of the force and kick Vaders butt, oh and Vader would be helpless against
Q)
2) Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
(could Han floor it flying a Star Destroyer?)
1) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
(a couple of things remember, the doomsday machine would eat the death star for dinner, remember the Genesis Torpedo?, finally the Enterprise does not have poorly
placed exhaust ports)


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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Lemme start by saying this Kirk is way better than Picard.


I agree with you 110%