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"I AM CORNHOLIO.....I NEED JEDI FORRR MY BUNGHOLE!!!"
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"I AM CORNHOLIO.....I NEED JEDI FORRR MY BUNGHOLE!!!"
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"I AM CORNHOLIO.....I NEED JEDI FORRR MY BUNGHOLE!!!"
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"Sigh... It's a great part in Star Wars, my agent said, as an alien. Don't worry, the make up artists said, the latex is coming off quite easily..."
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ROTFLMAO!
"I AM CORNHOLIO.....I NEED JEDI FORRR MY BUNGHOLE!!!"
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha. Where on earth did you get this pic?
<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>
<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>
<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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_Anakin, what's wrong?
_You said you're 3 months pregnant....but i've been gone for 6!....you s***!!!
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"This has never happened to me before, Padme... I... I don't know what..."
"You're not all powerful Anakin..."
"Well I should be! I mean, Yoda is four hunderd years old and he dosen't have this problem."
"He dosen't? How do you know?"
"Uh... Well uh... that's what I heard, you know."
"I see... Well, I belive your little... 'force' problem is due to you always thinking of your mother."
"Awww damn, woman! I was getting in the mood and now that you mentioned my mom, I can't!"
"Well, geez, I'm sorry! Maybe if you thought of Yoda or Palpatine this problem wouldn't happen, eh?"
"Oh you intergalactic slut, what are you suggesting?"
"Well, you DO get all excited when you're with Palpatine! I mean, COME ON, everyone notices it! It's embarassing! He's, like 70 years old!"
"You bitch, shut up! I'm going out. Don't keep yourself wake up waiting for me."
"You're going to Palpatine's office aren't you?"
"N... no! I was going to Yoda's!"
"That's even worse... Jesus... Why did I fall in love with YOU, back in Tatooine, and not with Jar Jar Binks?"
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_ok....this is the sixth movie, which comes before the first but it's the number 3!.....that means...aw fuck! i've lost it!!!
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PADME'-"ANAKIN, YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK A LITTLE FLABBY AROUND YOUR WASTE."
ANAKIN-"SHUT-UP."
"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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"Hmn... So! Wanna... uh... Wanna catch a movie or something...?"
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"Ewan what are we supposed to be looking at today?"
"I really don't know anymore. I'm just imagining it's Jar Jar."
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Anakin: Old man Palps, I don't know how to say this, but can we just be friends?
Palps: But, Anakin, how can you say this, why, you're my bitch!
Anakin:I'm seeing someone else.
Palps:Who is he?
Anakin: It's a her
Palps: Eww! I didn't know you're into that kind of stuff!
Anakin: It's Padme
Palps: Why that whore! I'm going to construct an elaborate plan to turn you to the dark side so that you'll leave that slut, and I'll be able to kill her, and convince you that you killed her, so that you'll feel regret and turn to me, and then you'll be my bitch again! Why, we might even bring Tarkin in on our little games!
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"Ewan what are we supposed to be looking at today?"
"I really don't know anymore. I'm just imagining it's Jar Jar."
LOL!
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To be, or not to be! That is the question!
(Yeah, I know it's extremely cheesy and cliche, but I just couldn't resist!)
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"I ain't afraid of no Trekkies!"
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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I'm a baaaaaaad mother- oh that's Mace's line!!
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"George Lucas doesn't care about black people."
*OK, so I cheated a bit.
A long time ago in the faraway galaxy...
Star War: The Third Gathers
Backstroke Of The West
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To be, or not to be! That is the question!
(Yeah, I know it's extremely cheesy and cliche, but I just couldn't resist!)
This is one of those rare times when it's okay to give in to temptation.
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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"Juliet, oh Juliet, where for art thou, Juliet?"
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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"I am the Chosen one."
"Yeah, whatever you say Anakin."
"I am, you've got to believe me. Not only that I'm going to save you."
"Save me from what? I'm in no danger right now. There's no assasin, probe droid floating around, or big ship flying this way. What are you talking about?"
"I had a dream you were going to die and, Premonitions are the only dreams I have."
*sigh* "Why don't you just put some more midicloriens in your blood. That should solve your Premonition only dream problem. You won't even have to go to sleep to dream anymore either!"
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NEEDS MORE COWBELL!
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NEEDS MORE COWBELL!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An SNL classic!!!!!!
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"IT'S SGT. PEPPERS' LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND, WE HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED THE SHOW..."
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And a one, a two, a one, two, three, four....
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"Oh, forget about the whole thing!! Screw this movie!! C'mon everyone, page 23... Ok! One - two - one two three four! Volaaaaire! Ohhh! Cantareee! Ohhhhh!..."