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Now I must charge my normal delivery fee...

That will be US$3 from each of you.

Thank you for your patronage.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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Hey, if you're going to charge delivery on links, then so am I. Cough up, boys.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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ok, then im charging for drunk stories as well...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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I think motti's gonna send us all to the poorhouse, hands down.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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hehe.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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you cant charge for two things...

simple solution, i wont read your posts. and you take the first choice - charging for reading your posts.

but it was a nice idea, though!!! lol
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Yes, but if we decide to delineate between Dayv's garbage, pump-up-my-post-number posts and his real, quality posts, then he'd wind up owing us money.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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So Bossk did you send your letter to Mr. Ebert? And If so did he reply?
And I dance. And I sing.
And I'm a monkey, in a long line of kings.
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Completely forgot to. Will do it now.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com
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It has now been sent.

Anyone contact Harry Knowles or should I do that as well?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com
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how about someone contact GW bush... tell him its for Star Wars, and he'll send money right into our pocket.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Wrong one. I thought it would have to either be GHW Bush or, preferably, Reagan.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com
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Actually, I think motti's right. Dubya would love to put warheads in orbit over the Middle East.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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middle east? try everything but the USA...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Dubya & STAR WARS???


FBI would have to search every Sandcrawler that Jawas have.
Sand People would be shot at sight.
You won't be able to sign up for the Academy if you had Watto's accent. (hint: has courses on piloting spacecraft)
Imperial seal would have little white stars and buffalo horns.
Palpatine would have Texan accent.
Vader would wear cowboy's hat (instead of helmet) and belt.
Ion engines would be retrofitted to use petrol as a fuel.
Stormtroopers would be shouting "hou-yaa!" and "semper fi!".
Rebels would be considered "terrorists".
Luke Skywalker would have moustache and tanned skin.
We could only see Leia's eyes as the rest would be obscured by her black clothes.
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Disclaimer: I have nothing against USA, the Lone Star State or Texan people...
I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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hihi...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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I'm sure Dubya would like to also. But his papa and Reagan were the most renowned backers of the Star Wars Program.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com
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Hey, AICN update.

Aparently Moriarty has been having health trouble lately (we wish him well) so I emailed Harry Knowles directly with a nice letter, so hopefully I will hear from him soon.
And I dance. And I sing.
And I'm a monkey, in a long line of kings.
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Nothing like endearing yourself to the website owner/operators to get your cause heard about.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I think that this is all great guys!!

The more people who know about this site the better! That means more signers for the petition! Coolness

So, any word from either Ebert or Knowles?
"Who's scruffy-lookin'?" - Han Solo
"I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself." -sybeman
"You know, putting animals in the microwave is not a good idea. I had to learn that one the hard way." -seanwookie
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Nothing from Ebert yet.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com
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squat from knowles so far.








Ew! that sounded gross
And I dance. And I sing.
And I'm a monkey, in a long line of kings.
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Must...scrub...mental...picture...from...brain. Got any bleach?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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thank you rebel... thank you.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)