The other thing that could be a “no solution yet” is 3PO losing his memory for good. I know this is an idea that has been floated before, has anyone come up with anything? Obviously it’d be achieved with new 3PO lines, is there some sort of list of his TCW dialogue by any chance, anyone know?
This is something I was playing with six months ago. It definitely needs some tweaking here and there, but I think some variation of these new lines could possibly work. I think I still have the audio files I was working off of on my computer somewhere. Let me know and I can send them to you.
Well damn, those work pretty well! You do lose one of the best jokes in the film, but I think it’s probably worth it (plus you do gain another joke at least).