So now Hayden giving Luke the "Hello Sailor" come hither look in ROTJ makes sense.
Excellent changes Lucas, you've finally cracked the elusive Pink market of Star Wars fans.
Now openly gay but secretly Star Wars fans everywhere can 'come out of the closet'.
Wow how did we get onto this?
"There is good in him, I've felt it."
"The last time I felt it, was in the presence of my old master."
"In time you will call me master."
"If only you knew the power of the dark side!"
"Back door, huh? Good idea!"
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"In you must go."
"And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside."
"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"Mudhole? SLIMY?"
"The circle is now complete."
"Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!"
"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"
"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Possible he came in through the south entrance."
"You're all clear kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
"It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."
"Control, control...You must learn control."
"Sorry about the mess..."
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"
"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
Han Solo even sounds like a gay porn name.
Bow Chicka Bow Chicka Wahwahwahwahwahh! Bow Chicka Bow Chicka Wahwahwahwahwahwahh!!
"Hey there kid I'm Han Solo and this hairy Bear is Chewie, we've come to fix your Hyperdrive, I hear it's been... leaking. Is it hot in here?"