Anakin: Old man Palps, I don't know how to say this, but can we just be friends?
Palps: But, Anakin, how can you say this, why, you're my bitch!
Anakin:I'm seeing someone else.
Palps:Who is he?
Anakin: It's a her
Palps: Eww! I didn't know you're into that kind of stuff!
Anakin: It's Padme
Palps: Why that whore! I'm going to construct an elaborate plan to turn you to the dark side so that you'll leave that slut, and I'll be able to kill her, and convince you that you killed her, so that you'll feel regret and turn to me, and then you'll be my bitch again! Why, we might even bring Tarkin in on our little games!