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Post #139383

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ricarleite
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Episode III Caption This
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18-Sep-2005, 8:43 AM



"This has never happened to me before, Padme... I... I don't know what..."
"You're not all powerful Anakin..."
"Well I should be! I mean, Yoda is four hunderd years old and he dosen't have this problem."
"He dosen't? How do you know?"
"Uh... Well uh... that's what I heard, you know."
"I see... Well, I belive your little... 'force' problem is due to you always thinking of your mother."
"Awww damn, woman! I was getting in the mood and now that you mentioned my mom, I can't!"
"Well, geez, I'm sorry! Maybe if you thought of Yoda or Palpatine this problem wouldn't happen, eh?"
"Oh you intergalactic slut, what are you suggesting?"
"Well, you DO get all excited when you're with Palpatine! I mean, COME ON, everyone notices it! It's embarassing! He's, like 70 years old!"
"You bitch, shut up! I'm going out. Don't keep yourself wake up waiting for me."
"You're going to Palpatine's office aren't you?"
"N... no! I was going to Yoda's!"
"That's even worse... Jesus... Why did I fall in love with YOU, back in Tatooine, and not with Jar Jar Binks?"