Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
No. That would violate my Prime Directive.
I'm not allowed to take a contract that would lose me money.
No. That would violate my Prime Directive.
I'm not allowed to take a contract that would lose me money.

Well, you could be hired to murder yourself, and then hire an incompetent company to do the job for a lower price, keeping some profit of the transaction to you, which you will wisely invest. After five years the incompetent company will fail to murder you, and be forced to return the money. By this time, you'll have some profits from that investment, so when you return the money to Warbler, you'll still have a small profit. Keep doing this with a lot of companies for a long time, and you got yourself a fine business. THAT'S how major IT consulting companies work. A little inside tip few people know.
