Order 66 is a prosciutto, cappicola, pepperoni, provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato and roasted peppers on a hero with fries to go.
Neither Han nor Greedo shoots. Instead, Luke comes crashing into the bar with his landspeeder, killing Greedo.
For any of you who don’t get the reference: https://youtu.be/F2bKVEVUOPg?t=483
Star Wars, Paleontology, Superhero, Godzilla fan. Darth Vader stan. 22. ADHD. College Student majoring in English Education.
My Star Wars Fan-Edits
Replace Yoda’s head at the end of ROTJ with the head of TPM Puppet Yoda.
Use the Force, Joh Yowza.
At the end of ROTJ, remove the eyebrows from Anakin’s ghost.
Actually… keep Shaw but replace his eyebrows with Hayden’s.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Let’s go one step further with the Han-Greedo confrontation. Instead of shooting second, first, or at the same time, Han doesn’t shoot at all, and he doesn’t break his neck. Greedo shoots him and he dies, and then steals the Falcon. Replace Han with Greedo for the entire rest of the Saga, color Ben Solo green, and change his last name from Solo to Greedo.
Use the Force, Joh Yowza.
That’s not too dissimilar to what Darths & Droids did, actually.
Do not DM me for edits. Whatever you’re looking for I don’t have it.
When Leia speaks with Tarkin, lower the pitch of her voice to tie into Queen Amidala’s precedent of having a deep, royal voice for such occasions.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
add this V.O to yoda meditation scene on Polis Massa in ROTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWUWoJG3rT4
the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Make the TROS end battle goal to blow up Exegol.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Neither Han nor Greedo shoots. Instead, Luke comes crashing into the bar with his landspeeder, killing Greedo.
For any of you who don’t get the reference: https://youtu.be/F2bKVEVUOPg?t=483
Ah yes, I see you’re a man of culture as well.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
add this V.O to yoda meditation scene on Polis Massa in ROTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWUWoJG3rT4
This is the best thing I’ve seen on the internet ever. Hands down.
Use the Force, Joh Yowza.
Remove Palpatine’s knowledge of the dyad and desire to use it for evil from the start of the movie.
Instead, he just tells Kylo to kill Rey. Don’t address the fact that you’ve now cut the explanation of how Kylo knew about the dyad. When Rey meets Palpatine, have him explain/imply he actually didn’t really want her dead, but that he actually wants to use her as a vessel, and that this only works because of their close genetic relationship - thus making it clear that, had Kylo gone ahead with killing Rey, Palpatine would have remained stuck in his decaying body (and have really played himself).
Explain in the Visual Dictionary that Snoke did know about the dyad, but don’t worry too much about why he didn’t tell Palpatine about it.
This will help… streamline the plot? I think? I’m not really sure why someone would make an edit like that.
(not my video but this would probably take the cake for the worst edit idea)
Alderaan shoots first
Replace every mention of “the force” with “the horny”
Star Wars, Paleontology, Superhero, Godzilla fan. Darth Vader stan. 22. ADHD. College Student majoring in English Education.
My Star Wars Fan-Edits
Might delete this if I regret posting it
Please do not. It is hilarious.
Do not DM me for edits. Whatever you’re looking for I don’t have it.
Might delete this if I regret posting it
(not my video but this would probably take the cake for the worst edit idea)
Please do not delete it. I’m probably going to hell for watching it, but at least I’m going there laughing.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Throughout the entire saga Yoda is reedited to be his meme self: a crazy ketamine addict who likes to run over people with his Honda Civic and committed many war crimes that were instrumental to the downfall of Yugoslavia.
Star Wars, Paleontology, Superhero, Godzilla fan. Darth Vader stan. 22. ADHD. College Student majoring in English Education.
My Star Wars Fan-Edits
Does Yugoslavia exist in the GFFA?
Do not DM me for edits. Whatever you’re looking for I don’t have it.
Does Yugoslavia exist in the GFFA?
It did a long time ago…
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?
Before the dark times… before Master Yoda
Star Wars, Paleontology, Superhero, Godzilla fan. Darth Vader stan. 22. ADHD. College Student majoring in English Education.
My Star Wars Fan-Edits
Cut the endings of all 9 movies in half (for example, just after Darth Vader’s “join me and together we will rule the galaxy…” line from Empire), and replace the end credits with this feline.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Add “A Star Wars Story” to all saga films’ title crawls.
STAR
WARS
Episode IV
A NEW HOPE
(A Star Wars Story)
It is a period of civil war…
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Give Snoke a Maul-styled makeup and say that he is Maul after decades of planning his revenge against the Jedi (completely ignoring his death in Rebels)
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.