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Post #138562

Author
ricarleite
Parent topic
Parody: Extended versions of classic SW scenes
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Date created
14-Sep-2005, 7:35 AM
UPS guy arrives at Jabba's palace. Knocks on the door. A mechanic eye comes out.

UPS: "I've got a delivery for mr Jabba the Hutt, from uh... Mr. Bobby Fett. Uh, Bobba Fett."

*alien language - the door opens and Jabba's assistent comes out *

UPS: "Please sign here. Thank you."

* he signs and moves a huge flying box into the palace *

Jabba: (subtitle) "Ah, yes, the carbon frozen captain Solo has arrived! Open the box!"

* They do, and inside... there's a pinball machine *

Jabba: (subtitled) "What?!"

CUTS TO A BAR, IT'S CLOSED. TWO MEN LOOK AT A FROZEN HAN SOLO OVER AN OPENED CARDBOARD BOX.

Man 1: "So uh... is this the pinball machine you ordered for the bar?"

Man 2: "Oh well... We could use it as a table or something..."

CUTS TO RANCOR PIT, THE UPS GUY IS THERE

UPS: "Hey guys! C'mon! This isn't funny! Lemme out!"