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MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE — Page 79

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How can I join the Mangler brothers? I must convert to your religion. Only a moron would advertise episode 3. So, you allow discussion, of say, The Star Wars Holiday Special bootlegs? A favorite of mine!
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Nobody can join the Manglers. Only Dayv and Motti are manglers. Nobody else can be them. The only way you could become a mangler is to go back in time and imprint your mind on Motti's Dayv's brain before or at his birth.

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Hey I have a time machine that you can use if need be.
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Nobody can join the Manglers. Only Dayv and Motti are manglers. Nobody else can be them. The only way you could become a mangler is to go back in time and imprint your mind on Motti's Dayv's brain before or at his birth.



Hmm... afraid I don't know how to do that, and can't find a time machine, so sadly I'll just have to settle for being an honorary Mangler.
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If I'm not a Mangler, can I still mangle stuff? (Please say yes!!)

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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How about "rip to shreds beyond all recognition"?

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Technically, you can still use the word mangle as long as you don't capitalize it. If it's capitalized, then it's copyright infringnement, and that's a no-no. You might get Mangled if you Mangle someone, so you had better just stick to manlging.

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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
Originally posted by: motti_soL
*steps out of the shadows and shoots warbler with his kneecutter™ and starts singing "nowhere to run, nowhere to hide..."

he's all yours dayv...


*THE PSYCHO ONE PULLS A RAZOR BLADE OUT. SUDDENLY, THE LIGHTS TURN OFF !!! SCREAMING FILLS THE ROOM. THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON. WHAT CAN ONLY BE SEEN IS THE REMAINS OF WARBLER.

PSYCHO_DAYV-"YET ANOTHER DEAD HUMAN PUZZLE."


START PUTTING UP OUT OF BUSINESS SIGNS ON WARBLER'S FAILED ATTEMPT.


Nope! Sorry Dayv, when you turned the lights off I escaped. I left a skunk in my place. That is where the stench came from. The screeming was a tape recording, and the yellow liquid was water mixed with yellow food coloring. It all fooled you just as I planned.

Just so everyone knows, WARBLER., INC.™©® is still up and running just fine.

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If I was a grease spot on the floor, how could I be talking?
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
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neither do I.
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
El espiritu?


Definitely not of the "santo" variety, eh?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
WE NEED RRS_1980 TO POST ANOTHER MANGLER BROS. STORY.


Why not me? *cries*

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