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Post #137961

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Warbler
Parent topic
Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
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Date created
11-Sep-2005, 4:02 AM
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
You're applying for a job with Warbler before you know the details? That could end badly!

WARBLER HAS HAD MANY BAD ENDINGS BY THE HANDS OF THE MANGLER BROS. !!!

*has several Dayv clones break the real Dayv's legs and throw him out of the thread.


Originally posted by: ricarleite
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
You're applying for a job with Warbler before you know the details? That could end badly!

I'm asking for details...

Warbler, let's arrange for an interview, what do you say? I could bring my resume.

I would be very interested in seeing your resume. I am looking to fill several positions. I will need legal council, a second in-command, perhaps someone to maintain the Warbmobil™, bounty hunters/assassins, and perhaps someone to handle sales and advertising. If you think you have any of these skills, please let me see your resume.


Originally posted by: ricarleite
You are hiring people with previous experiences in the field you work on, or are you offering training?


right now I need experienced people. Perhaps after the company grows, we can offer training.

Originally posted by: ricarleite
What kind of payments are you planning to offer? Monthly workers? Hourly? Is the job to be taken by a direct employee, or you're planning on user contracted vendors?


I may use either or both. It depends on what deals can be stuck with prospective employees.

Originally posted by: ricarleite
Does it offer medical? Dental? Payed vacations? Is there a good carrier plan? Do you invest in your employees future?


Yes but it will take time to get these set up as the company is new.

Originally posted by: ricarleite
Are there other benefits, such as stock options? Do you invest in further training? Are there going to be business trips, and if so, how often? Can I work from a home office? Do you have an union? C'mon, details man!


I'm not really sure what kind of work you could do for WARBLER., INC.™©® at home. We do not have a union. There might be some business trips I am not sure how often yet.
I think stock options are a possibility, but don't ever plan on getting anywhere near 51% of the total shares.

I am sorry I can't be more clear, but this is a new company and I wish to keep my options open for a little while. But don't worry if you join WARBLER., INC.™©®, you will be well treated.