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Brosnan is no longer Bond, Daniel Craig is now Bond. — Page 8

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Originally posted by: ricarleite
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Originally posted by: Bossk
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I THINK WE SCARED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF WARBLER.


Already beat you to that one.

Right now, I have my crosshairs on Warbler with a view to a kill.


Warbler, I would change my name to "Tomorrow" if I were you. I heard Tomorrow never dies.


What if time reversed its self and there is no tomorrow.
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*everyone discovers too late that the corpes they thought was Warbler was really a robot duplicate with a bomb inside set to off......NOW!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone blows up, except the real Warber who was never in the thread*
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Who has Warbler's meds?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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I take no meds. *pokes both Dayv and Bossk in the eyes* That was for your eyes only.
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*removes the diamonds and pokes Dayv again*
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You should just poke at the diamonds while they're in his eyes and hope the diamonds cut through.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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*pokes Dayv's eyes with his Goldfinger, which breaks though the diamond*
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
*pokes Dayv's eyes with his Goldfinger, which breaks though the diamond*


thanks Ric

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Originally posted by: segaflip
NEVER!!!


Never say "Never!!!" again!

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Hey, you only live once pal.


*draws the Warbsp™ and shoots Nanner between the eyes* you're dead cause I am the man with the midnight green gun.
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Hey, you only live once pal.


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Do you think I'm going to get involved in this conversation Dr.? Noooooooooooooooooooo!
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
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now what are you going to do dayv


BLAM !!! BLAM !!!


GOOD BYE, WARBLER AND RIC. ENJOY THE AFTERLIFE.



*** DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER SPOILER-RELATED JOKE ***


Very good Mr Bond, I mean mr. Dayv. But I have watched Diamonds Are Forever once. You have killed one of my doubles... I had him perform plastic surgery to look like me, so he could die a pathetic death and fool you. I call it Blofeld's Extreme Makeover.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering