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Post #29370

Author
RRS-1980
Parent topic
New Jedi Order
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Date created
14-Jan-2004, 12:50 PM
OK, so my regular reaction to NJO:



A long time ago, actually not so long since its all years after ANH, in a galaxy far, far away...

STAR WARS
The Reborn-Renew Jedi Order Proving Ground School, part 8

(NJO Book #CXLVIII)

It's a time of so-so peace in the Galaxy. The last remains of the Empire:Reloaded, led by evil revived clone of a bad xerocopy of Palpatine's grandson's lookalike and the cunning grandson of Thrawn's nephew - Le Grandeur Admirale Thaw, are instilling bad feelings among the stellar citizens. The New Republic-v.3.2 Fleet, composed of prized Super-Hi-Fi-Eclipse Star-Bombad-Destroyers, repainted to fuchsia/pink color scheme (after capture) resembling peace is standing by to thwart any danger that may appear as a phantom menace to the New Republic-v.3.2.

As if Imperials weren't enough, a new terror emerges - an completely unknown alien race from a different movie, know only as the "bombad alienz dat eat ze brainz". Only the neon swinging hippie cultist, known also as Reborn-Renew Jedi, can avert the danger and bring some sort of order to the Galaxy.

Duke Skywalker, the grand, grand, grand^6... son of Luke S. is meeting at Chewie's graveyard with a wealthy merchant, Jacen-Han Solo-Organa, to take the Reborn-Renew Jedi training from him in the Jedi Order Proving Ground School in Naal Hutta. Unbeknownst to him is the adventure that lies on the path he is about to choose...