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hmm the first board game: mastermind the disney version
the first mind game: this was the most complicated mind game ever. it involved an older guy and so i got 3 of my best girls in on it so we could take him down in the most destructive way ever. to sum it up, we all added him to our ICQ and would send him messages one after the other as 'different' people, and in the end he'd get soo freaked out he'd leave. he was soo stupid he never knew it was me and my friends. and being harassed on the internet, he'd come and talk to me about it and i'd tell him to grow up there is no such thing as online stalkers. and then i told him he was crazy (cuz at the point i didnt really like him anymore i just wanted to make his life miserable as he did for me a year ago) and it paid off. he's prob still afraid of internet stalkers. lol.

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uh? no, no the mind games things isnt about shim. its about another guy, but shim knows about it.

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so thats what you did to him, my god.
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nononono you slam shiim for pretending to stalk....
gtfo
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hahahaha naw i wouldnt be a good stalker, its just i knew stuff about you already, alot of stuff and so i just used it against you, and no skip what i did you her was bad. like if i was her i would have had the phone in my hand about to call 911.
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then how is that any different than what she did to the other guy?
gtfo
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he jsut got spooked, mine was really bad
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yeah you were super mean

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why was my first semi-girlfriend/ girl i was seeing such an ass
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cos, you're ugly and useless in bed
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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kev have your balls even dropped yet.
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OMG is that a puberty joke? is that what really happens? wow i didnt know that! i dont know if i'd like to have a male body. its quite pretty but seems like a lot of work to keep nice.

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shut up shim,

hlf, i think all your stories are interesting.
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
OMG is that a puberty joke? is that what really happens? wow i didnt know that! i dont know if i'd like to have a male body. its quite pretty but seems like a lot of work to keep nice.


Heh. Most of us would admit we have it easy, as guys don't have to shave their legs or arms and could care less about fixing our hair style. Except for celebreties, but they aren't real people.
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yeah but guys do have to worry about working out, doing there hair, shaving everyday, some guys are extra hairy so waxing of hte chest and back and arms. there is alotta stuff to do if you want to attract a good lookin girl, to have some fun with.
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omg speaking of hair... there is this guy that my best friend and i make fun of, we call him the carpet due to the large mass of hair EVERYWHERE. in fact i have a huge thing about hair, i mean a little is fine, but a frigging turkish rug... i dont think so. PLUS if guys expect girls to get brazillian waxes dont you dare think for one minute that we wont make you get your chest, back and anyother place that just isnt hot enough for us waxed....

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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
OMG is that a puberty joke? is that what really happens? wow i didnt know that! i dont know if i'd like to have a male body. its quite pretty but seems like a lot of work to keep nice.


Heh. Most of us would admit we have it easy, as guys don't have to shave their legs or arms and could care less about fixing our hair style. Except for celebreties, but they aren't real people.
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They don't have feelings either.
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
omg speaking of hair... there is this guy that my best friend and i make fun of, we call him the carpet due to the large mass of hair EVERYWHERE. in fact i have a huge thing about hair, i mean a little is fine, but a frigging turkish rug... i dont think so. PLUS if guys expect girls to get brazillian waxes dont you dare think for one minute that we wont make you get your chest, back and anyother place that just isnt hot enough for us waxed....


What is a "brazillian wax"?
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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many have got to be thinking this, and im sorry but it has to be said...

"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."